And somewhere out there a driver builds into such a knot of impotent rage he has to express himself in poetry, badly.
Very badly.
Here’s Ian Fraser’s effort as published in the Lymington Times:
Cyclists who turn out in their lycra suits
Intent on crying out their favourite pursuits
Often come into the New Forest completely care free
Yet not for the scenery to enjoy or see
Riding main routes causing traffic to brake
Leaving motorists seething in their wake
Horse riders also look on with disdain
For when cyclists mass they can be a pain
They single-mindedly state their right to ride
Contempt for others they do not hide
This attitude at once began to swell
When banned from a pub because they smell
This local bad feeling they could solve
By adopting considerate riding as their resolve
Not gathering like a biblical plague of toads
Causing havoc to folk and Forest roads
Thanks to @bierebelle for letting us share this joy.
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There once was a man called Ian Fraser,
Whose poems required an eraser
His rhythmic unstyle
Was just nimbyist bile
So he can **** off, the ****.
I second that, NW.
He’s right, next year, lets all use our cars rather than our bikes in the New Forest and see how he likes that………….
Oh dear, we smell, and drivers have to use their brake pedals. He probably hates dogs and traffic lights too.
Moron.
lol… What Northwind wrote…. Can you send that riposte to the Lymington Times please?
Scansion is utterly terrible. 2/10 – see me after class.
Following extract lifted from http://www.lymington.org where several “local” bike hire businesses are featured….
“There are many activities to try out within reasonable travelling distance from Lymington.
The most popular activity in the New Forest is cycling with many level miles of well-maintained and signposted trails. The largest cycle hire is along the south side of Brockenhurst station.
Also the New Forest is one of the most popular places in the country for horse riding.”
edit suggestion …. New Forest is one of the most popular places in the country for doggerel spouting nimbyistic tosspots.
I take it this guy doesn’t brake for horse riders then?
The Lymington Times looks superb! I admire that they’ve seen no reason to update the font and layout since, at a guess, 1976.