I'll start if off from my ride yesterday - OTB moment into a gorse bush 
(yes I have very hairy armpits!)
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Your post-crash pics?
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Mate you need to trim your armpit hair
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Did that put you off your breakfast Hora
I have to say that picture does make my armpit hair look excessive but its not that bad in reality
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just a few wisps...
could you not plait them? It would be neater.
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I can see John Cleese in that bruise !
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I'm not into male grooming (no not the sexual kind!) and yes I a hairy git
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Did you take a picture of your bicep and post it on the internet without tensing? That could be a first.
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Yeah - sorry that was tensed
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Ahh not sure radiographs count
- Ouch
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OTB at Cwmcarn
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That's better - a bit of blood
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No pics, but my brother in law just smashed his wrist to bits on the bottom double at Cwmcarn on saturday, he is still in hospital now!
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front wheel washout turnign into my road at the end of a ride;
Froma a separate incident, used to hold my leg on whilst the femoral neck break healed but subsequently removed (5p for size comparison purposes only...);
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mmmmm - scleral haemorrhage - that was a bit close Rich?
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OTB face plant on a nice gravel path back in Febuary.
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Yeah my mate did that lipseal and broke his neck!
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ajr - I feel your pain man. Dude, what's that shard of bone still doing there?
Before:
After:
I cheated though - ski injury - thought I could ski like I bike
foxy - yoo's a hairy dude! (Make me look like an imposter.)
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Why do I open these threads? Looking at injuries (particularly facial ones!) completely wrecks my mojo for a couple of rides.
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Its just a slightly more grown up "Top Trumps" !
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Hope your mates ok now, I'm nursing a couple of fractured ribs ATM. Did have purple gonads back in April but have no pictures of them ( wife wouldn't take any ), just imagine big ripe purple plumbs.
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Post-jump - the angles here are all wrong
Lucky escape....
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@lipseal
Yeah - he's fine - 3 fractures in C1, non-displaced - so fine apart from a stiff neck and a brace for 10 weeks - fine now
I did my gonads 5 days before my wedding!
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I unfortunately never bruise, even severe crashes don't cause bruise, not even 90mph crashes on motorbikes lol... if I did I would be permenantly black and blue.
My girlfriend on the other hand bruise at the thought of pain...
she feel off twice last time we went to Llandelga and looks pretty bruised afterwards
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LOL - my wife is exactly the same
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Me about a month ago:
Unconscious on the trail, 5 days of concussion, six stiches to my swede and an eyeball full of blood. I still have a bit of a 'shadow' around that eye now.
and two days after
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SO - I remember you post and also people suggesting you look like George Michael? Flippin OUCH
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George Michael?
after a tangle with the Emporer Zurg.
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I don't know how to take that!
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SO - TBH your second photo does not
(take it as a compliment - that is how it was made ) Perhaps it was just me then who thought GM Posted 7 months ago # -
Lol waswas!
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Another chance to show off the insides of my arm?
This was a brake lever impalement:
That took 7 stitches to fix, but then they thought I needed a more impressive scar...
Am now sporting this contraption, probably until I have a tendon transfer done at christmas time
Have to say - SO and lipseal that looks like it hurt more than my arm did!
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Nasty big chainring.
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