Mattbees feet appear to be stopping him falling out of his harness which counts as real work to me
I wouldn’t suggest we take beyond they hypothetical but, as a thought exercise, try removing Mattbee’s feet and see if he falls out of his harness. My money is on not. In fact I’d go so far as to say the only thing his feet are doing is allowing him to pretend to be Godzilla and stamp on puny little boats. (It’s a good thing though, particularly if he’s making the correct noises too.)
Does my previous employer count….as my current loses their shit over stuff like this as it tends to end up in the Daily Mail under headline of ‘Lazy f**king train driver not even pressing buttons for £50k’?
For true lazy you need a cut out of a hand stuck to the sole of your shoe. That way you don’t even have to raise your arm to acknowledge a wave from another Driver.