… her snaps as a baby are in colour.

8)

This is just a subtle brag about your younger women isn’t it? 😛

If they’ve never used a cassette tape/don’t know what one is.

Doesn’t remember Jurassic Park being released at the cinema.

Mine are in colour too so I’d say if they are in B&W, you old duffer.

… You remember seeing her in a pram.

..you have to carry her out of bed.

..you have to carry her out of bed.

/obvious joke

… your name is Oedipus?

She was yet to be born while you were out raving in the early nineties 😯

… she is more interested in knowing what’s in your bank accounts than what’s in your trousers.

When she steals your underwear?

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/11147377.display/?ref=twtrec

I thought this was going to be a leg tattoo thing..

She’s less than half your age plus 7.

You must be ancient. I’m 55 and have colour photos of me on a beach at age 2.

scotroutes – Member

You must be ancient. I’m 55 and have colour photos of me on a beach at age 2.

Your parents must have been well off then. Mine are in black and white until I am about 5yrs old .. and I am only 43 😕

When it’s nearly midnight and you’re thinking it’s time for carriages and she asks which night club you want to go to.

Your parents must have been well off then. Mine are in black and white until I am about 5yrs old .. and I am only 43

+1 and same age

she introduces you to her mum and your older than her too.

DILF and MILF !!!

she introduces you to her mum and your older than her too.

To be fair, that covers most of Bolton… 🙂

This thread’s getting a bit Yewtree. What tyres for a meganonce?

jambourgie – Member
This thread’s getting a bit Yewtree. What tyres for a meganonce?

It’s not that unusual to find couples with a thirty year age difference. Bruce Forsyth, for starters.

She remembers the 1st world war?

You must be ancient. I’m 55 and have colour photos of me on a beach at age 2.

Adds posh boy tag to Scotroutes.

when she says there’s nothing on TV, just some film about trains. “is it trainspotting?”

Edit – not the time or place for that comment.

have similar to scotroutes. I’m a slip of a lad at 51 though.

She doesn’t remember live aid.

You cant remember how to do algebra

Your parents must have been well off then. Mine are in black and white until I am about 5yrs old .. and I am only 43

Your dad is Polarisandy, and I claim my five pounds please!

Her baby snaps only exist as digital images

Her first car was black because that’s the only colour the did then.

When she remembers WW1…

She asks for a selfie and you think your luck has changed for the better.

Then disapointment as she gets out a camera and takes a pictuere of her self fully dressed.

You’ve more hair growing our of your ears than…

She doesn’t know who ‘Tufty the Squirrel’ is …………. And what the hell is a road safety film?

She’s never heard of Led Zeppelin or The Beatles…

She is “weljel” of her mates mothers new Range Rover Evoke

When her son is older than you

she ain’t a GILF.