Anoyone got any phrases they use too much?

Mine seems to be ‘f*cking b*llox’, which is not a great thing when my 3 year old daughter repeats it at nursery!

I use the word “cool” like Im stuck in an 80’s BBCBASIC loop…

I use the word piss as an exclamation or interjection.

What could possibly go wrong

Cool

Have you heard about the Big Bike Bash?

for f***s sake !!

“Go and p*ss up a rope, f**kstick.” Don’t know where that comes from.

“Never nudge yer Granny when she’s shaving”. From Mike Harding.
First thing that comes into my head when anyone asks for advice.

neverfastenuff – thats one of mine too. As my wife pointed out when my 4 year old started repeating it at every available opportunity.

Also: “I’d rather remove my own kidney’s with a teaspoon”. Used pretty much every time anyone asks me to do something

cuntyballs mcwanksock

“what planet are you on”
“chuffin ell”
“they aint all locked up” (nutters)

Strange though it may be (going from the ‘calling someone gay’ thread) my phrase is:

soapytitwank

Dunno why, it always appears humorous to me!

Which part of NO! dont you understand.

“w@nk fackin tastic” – accidently left this as a comment in some source code I submitted and almost got a module failed when I was at uni 😕

“you can take your <blank> and shove it up your boll0cks, mate” – I find the glimmer of confusion on their face as they try to parse ‘up your bollocks’ most amusing

nip nap shite

Rusty Spanner – Member
“Go and p*ss up a rope, f**kstick.” Don’t know where that comes from.

Was that not from Viz? As was soapytitwank

OH, go on. I won’t take long.

😳

jog on

S**t the bed – I seem to use that rather a lot as an exclamation for some reason

fancy a shag and a pizza…? whats wrong with pizza?

I to am partial to “soapytitwank” it just rolls off the tongue.

‘knickers’ is my work expletive.

During a lull in phone conversations my friend and I often have the exchange:
Me: “ho hum”
Them: “indeed”

Or vice versa.

Oh, fer f*cks sake!
Chuffin’ machine!
Frack
Think of it as evolution in action (whenever a particularly stupid action results in the demise of the person)

jojoA1 – Member
I to am partial to “soapytitwank”

Priceless.

“bum nuts” makes me laugh every time and is a great response to EVERYTHING!

Happy to brighten your day Coffeeking 😆

Fu*ksticks is becoming a bit of a regular in my vocabulary at the mo. Luckily there is a song about it on Youtube.

If you do go looking just remember, its not worksafe.

snazzy is my new one! everything has to be snazzy, like my new BBQ its so **** snazzy!

other than that anything to do with ****, shit, c**t, cock, balls, ****. Im at uni so it fits in well with my housemate’s lingo!

jew is a favourite too, dont know why!

Matt

Brace yourself, this may make your eyes water

Perennial favourite is “Everything’s idiot-proof until they hand me a better idiot”

Although recent expletive has been “Holy Mackerel!” (usually followed by the rest of that punchline, “look at all them f**king Injuns…”

JoJo – so you saw that episode of Star Stories too ?

I am currently in an Australian phase:

“Rack off ! Or I’ll dob you in the the screws !”

And the other day I was invited to a seminar that promised to:

“comceptualise the semantic infrastructure of the web”

so am trying to work that into conversation as much as possible, it’s not easy, so thanks for the freebie.

**** a duck seems to be favorite at the moment!!

from a couple of months ago : My 4 year old god daughter was watching me work on my bike in the garage and then went off to play with her dollies. She put a bandage on the dollies arm and her monther asked ‘Has your dolly hurt her arm?’

To which little Abigail replied ‘Yes and it is proper bolloxed’

No sure why I got the blame for that.

“sweet as bro” – from to much time spent in New Zealand
“Cock” – the all purpose not to offensive exletive

“Fookin spiders!” (know one knows the origin)
and to my shame
“I’d go out for a bike ride and paint them white on the way out”

Sorry

“that’s not how we roll”

“nought bru”

My personal favourite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySgOds3bzcc

Have you heard about the Big Bike Bash?
Only if closely followed by ‘ten quid for a spectators ticket? Christ on a bike’

You can’t polish a turd.

Cock if things go wrong. Superb if I likes it.

“word up nigga” – only to be used if both parties in the conversation are white

“yea, thats what your mum said”

“subtle as a half brick through your window”

And when on a night out, any phrase used in Anchorman is fair game.

**** a hairy duck!

Only if closely followed by ‘ten quid for a spectators ticket? Christ on a bike’

Shouldn’t that be “Christ on a bike that’s cheaper than a nights camping in the New Forest and you get a music festival, beer festival and to watch people do stupid stuff on bikes”

or was that just too much to type?

‘you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter’
‘i’d rather be fired from a cannon than squeezed from a tube’
‘hunched over like a man diving into a pool that was emptied yesterday’

last two quote hunter s thompson

anything with ‘hunched over, furiously’ preceeding it, when on rides 🙂