
Gagmeister?
Humourmonger?
Mirthateer?
If this is the standard of BBC journalism then the North West doesn’t want them trundling up here with their la-di-da Southern ways, buying all of the houses in Cheshire* and lowering our average IQs.
*Won't someone think of the footballers.
I saw Rachel Burden** in Heaton Park the other day. She looked like a very tall owl in a woolly hat.
**It may not have been her. It may have been a very tall owl in a woolly hat.

