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1. colournoise - Member

   Was this REALLY in the Observer this weekend?

   

   slainte rob

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. Singlespeed_Shep - Member

   More sense than a lot of the shite that gets spouted out on here

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. Rorschach - Member

   Dunno what your problem is. I totally ate some greens whilst roosting some hammerheads who were roid-buffing their boing boings on some gonzo halftrack full of babyheads and mantraps at the Dyfi yesterday.....

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. meehaja - Member

   oh dear.

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. carlos - Member

   Lol

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. rOcKeTdOg - Member

   sikk

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. CaptainFlashheart - Member

   The Observer takes one more step towards going out of business.

   WTF was that loblocks?

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. Rorschach - Member

   Can't believe they missed "gnarl to the power of rad".
   Though i suspect if you stand in a trail centre car park on a weekend you'll hear worse

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. bammy - Member

   i am crying

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. headfirst - Member

    Is that not the entire content of an MBUK issue without the pictures?

    I read it in the manner I believe it was intended, tongue firmly in cheek.

    Posted 1 year ago #
11. stumpynya12 - Member

    Will a brain bucket stop all those Mtb head injuries ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
12. cynic-al - Member

    You do wonder if the journo spoke to his nephew who wondered how much crap he'd swallow...

    Posted 1 year ago #
13. johnny - Member

    Pretty inspirational actually. Makes me want to grind some gonzo death cookies on my boing-boing. Or should i be posting this in a different, more "specialist" forum...!?

    Posted 1 year ago #
14. ska-49 - Member

    Trolling newspaper article?

    Posted 1 year ago #
15. Lummox - Member

    /facepalm

    is it wrong that i've been riding for nearly 20 years in one form or another and i recognised maybe 2 of those phrases the best were a collection of rollocks (not the boat variety)

    Still should make it easier to recognise a guardian reader

    Posted 1 year ago #
16. Superficial - Member

    Well I'm learning at least.

    Posted 1 year ago #
17. skywalker - Member

    Its official, they should change the mag name to Halftrack.

    Posted 1 year ago #
18. boltonjon - Member

    Maybe its Southern dielect???

    Posted 1 year ago #
19. JRTG - Member

    Rorschach - Member
    Dunno what your problem is. I totally ate some greens whilst roosting some hammerheads who were roid-buffing their boing boings on some gonzo halftrack full of babyheads and mantraps at the Dyfi yesterday.....
    

    Lol!! Right that is now how I am always going to speak from now on.

    Posted 1 year ago #
20. CaptJon - Member

    Presumably some journo had a few inches to fill and asked a mate (who cycles) for some of the lingo. Said mate then took the pish.

    Posted 1 year ago #
21. Tiger6791 - Member

    Barneys the lot of ya!

    Posted 1 year ago #
22. tomhoward - Member

    Seems Fred is back...

    Posted 1 year ago #
23. Rorschach - Member

    It's a good job I'm a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is...

    Posted 1 year ago #
24. Underground Resistance - Member

    Very Nathan Barley

    Posted 1 year ago #
25. mrelectric - Member

    Corker, cheers Colournoise.
    Its Ride Guide Mountain, minus the Canadian accents! They missed "super-stoked", and rigids were "back in the day".

    Never mind "low hanging branches", the journo went for low hanging fruit (now that's real management speak).

    I remember halftrack though, that was what the Africa Korps used against the 8th Army, but they seemed to catch fire a lot in the films.

    Posted 1 year ago #
26. mrelectric - Member

    Corker, cheers Colournoise.
    Its Ride Guide Mountain, minus the Canadian accents! They missed "super-stoked", and rigids were "back in the day".

    Never mind "low hanging branches", the journo went for low hanging fruit (now that's real management speak).

    I remember halftrack though, that was what the Africa Korps used against the 8th Army, but they seemed to catch fire a lot in the films.

    Posted 1 year ago #
27. Rorschach - Member

    Someone please do a mock up cover for 'Halftrack' magazine!!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
28. colournoise - Member

    

    slainte rob

    Posted 1 year ago #
29. Rorschach - Member

    Proper Lmfao ......Brilliant!

    Posted 1 year ago #
30. boltonjon - Member

    Awesome

    42 minutes!!

    We're not worthy!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
31. aP - Member

    But cfh - I've seen you gnarling to the half power of radd at cyb...

    Posted 1 year ago #
32. james - Member

    Looking past all the mountain biking vocab that nobody's ever heard of whats the dig against riding up the hills about?

    Posted 1 year ago #
33. atlaz - Member

    Even experienced mountain bikers push up hils. Or the really experienced ones have rides like a gordian knot where it's downhill all the time, even to the top of the hill.

    Posted 1 year ago #
34. grum - Member

    I read it in the manner I believe it was intended, tongue firmly in cheek.

    +1

    Posted 1 year ago #
35. schrickvr6 - Member

    Well gonzo Rob

    Posted 1 year ago #

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