I’d certainly pay that for something that fits properly and is actually shorts. Everything available seems to be below the knee right now and designed not to fit quite right. As Sir HC said, the fly is too short but also usually the legs are too skinny for anyone with proper leg muscles and if you cover your bum the crotch destroys your knackers.
Yes, I’m probably just getting old. No, I don’t think it’s a bad thing to have shorts that cover my arse and my underwear. I’m also capable of wearing suitable underwear to stop my man parts dangling out of the leg holes (literally the only reason shorter shorts died off in the first place – the appearance of loose boxer shorts).