I wired my bikes to the mains in my garage, but put a warning on the door (Danger of electrocution)? Last night four of the seven garages near my house got screwed.

if theyre tresspassing shudnt be an issue, but be aware of fire hazrad and to yourself

get M&S Insurance instead

Stick them in the house for a couple of nights, especially if you know there are thieves in the area.

Tempting as it may be it would be frowned upon.

yes, you would get in to trouble.
And be sued by them.

Only if they survive

their family will sue then.

premeditated intent to cause injury if not death, especially since you posted the question on here, so you would get into a lot of trouble – GBH, attempted murder or murder if you got lucky.
keep the bikes in the house

just get a yappy dog

What about an effin great rottweiller?

they eat too much and produce an ridiculous amount of poo

you would get sued again….this time under the Animals Act.

Can you still use Birdshot? How about a moat?

Get one of those shed alarms that fires a shotgun blank cartridge.

A couple of those going off at 3am will see them shit themselves.

Do it

Can you make it look like accidental/incompetent wiring, instead of deliberate? Or use soemthing less dangerous like smoke/stink bombs, then you won’t accidently kill yourself if you forget.

stavromuller – Member
I wired my bikes to the mains in my garage, but put a warning on the door (Danger of electrocution)? Last night four of the seven garages near my house got screwed.

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I can’t read English

You would be in trouble. I think the offence would be ‘Administering a Noxious Substance’ or just plain old Assualt or ABH.

In all seriousness, round up some like-minded neighbours, lay in wait for when they return, and then use something heavy to break the thieving scum’s elbows and kneecaps.

Or behead one and stick their noggin on a stake at the entrance to the road to act as a warning.

Or lure ElfBwoy around with the promise of some deranged nocturnal nakedness, pretend you’ve caught the thief red-handed and then employ either of the two solutions above, not fussed which one.

Rig up a burglar alarm to play a Celine Dion/Cher/Abba medley at high volume.

Or lure ElfBwoy around

Yup, that should do it.