I wired my bikes to the mains in my garage, but put a warning on the door (Danger of electrocution)? Last night four of the seven garages near my house got screwed.
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Would I get into trouble if...
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Posted 4 months ago #
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if theyre tresspassing shudnt be an issue, but be aware of fire hazrad and to yourself
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get M&S Insurance instead
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Stick them in the house for a couple of nights, especially if you know there are thieves in the area.
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Tempting as it may be it would be frowned upon.
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yes, you would get in to trouble.
And be sued by them.Posted 4 months ago # -
Only if they survive
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their family will sue then.
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premeditated intent to cause injury if not death, especially since you posted the question on here, so you would get into a lot of trouble - GBH, attempted murder or murder if you got lucky.
keep the bikes in the housePosted 4 months ago # -
just get a yappy dog
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What about an effin great rottweiller?
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they eat too much and produce an ridiculous amount of poo
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you would get sued again....this time under the Animals Act.
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Can you still use Birdshot? How about a moat?
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Get one of those shed alarms that fires a shotgun blank cartridge.
A couple of those going off at 3am will see them shit themselves.
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Do it
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Can you make it look like accidental/incompetent wiring, instead of deliberate? Or use soemthing less dangerous like smoke/stink bombs, then you won't accidently kill yourself if you forget.
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stavromuller - Member
I wired my bikes to the mains in my garage, but put a warning on the door (Danger of electrocution)? Last night four of the seven garages near my house got screwed.POSTED 1 HO
I can't read English
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You would be in trouble. I think the offence would be 'Administering a Noxious Substance' or just plain old Assualt or ABH.
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In all seriousness, round up some like-minded neighbours, lay in wait for when they return, and then use something heavy to break the thieving scum's elbows and kneecaps.
Or behead one and stick their noggin on a stake at the entrance to the road to act as a warning.
Or lure ElfBwoy around with the promise of some deranged nocturnal nakedness, pretend you've caught the thief red-handed and then employ either of the two solutions above, not fussed which one.
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Rig up a burglar alarm to play a Celine Dion/Cher/Abba medley at high volume.
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Or lure ElfBwoy around
Yup, that should do it.
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