Mine would be:

“Cap on, Clip in”

It Was Working When I Left

How I brought up my mother.

I doubt I will ever write it, but it is quite funny and also sad apparently!

Since I work in IT maybe it should be “I’ve never seen it do that before”.

Some of us are facing the stats

“you can piss off all of the people all of the time”

a long ramble about my personal and professional life

Working title of your autobiography?

I’m not sure when or how this will end.

**If you use this title, I want a cut**