Currently going with:
‘An idle mind is the Devil’s workshop’

The Flying Ox: My Part In His Downfall

How to win friends and influence people – a masters perspective.

No ones going to read this shit.

Oops I did it again!

It seemed like a good idea at the time

Procrastination …its unfinished obviously

Timing…

“How to fail at nearly everything”

It won’t be any good…obviously

An unfortunate sequence of events

Modesty, and how I Achieved It.

“It’s not about the boobies”

Rachel

blanked out switch…

Volume 1: The pre-apocalypse years.

A Life More Ordinary

Epic Bell-endery Vol 1

Simple Pleasures

I’ll do it tomorrow.

Loud and Lanky (The Gobshite Diaries)

unfortunately I’ve already used it for a thread title on here:

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/an-idiot-writes-broken-frame-where-seat-post-fits-in

(I’ll probably stick with “an idiot writes” and leave out the bit about the seat post depending, obviously, on whether anything else interesting happens to me.)

How come I’m only an extra in my own life story?

My second, more retrospective book will be titled “Hold my pint and watch this”.

Damn you, I was about to go with “hey lads, watch this!”

The Diary of a fat ****!

“Beer made my life choices”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcy7g05AbC0[/video]

My Autobiography-wography

Already published my first one in the SingleTrackWorld magazine – “The hard way to become a Poet”

ouch!

Leaving the Sty behind

It’ll be reet and ahl dey it the morrah. Life and times of a lazy optimist.

Could Try Harder….

Which seemed to be written on every school report I ever got.

It was all going so well

‘Meh’ or ‘Sorry’

Sorry, who?

Chronicle of a Doomed Man, or perhaps Wake Me Up When Its Over.

Nothing to Say.

The view from up here

How the hell did all that happen?

You are what you drink – my long journey from mild to bitter.