Good work, but you lose a point for failing to ringfence the unicorn.
Sorry, I’m in the public sector, everyone knows that unicorns were all sacrificed to the Gods of Efficiency some considerable time so was never going to fly. Likewise boomshanka was definitely a step too far (although for a minute I was tempted).
@nickc: stop whinging, I lifted your suggestion (it was, after all, exactly what I was after). Cheers! I’m known for calling a spade a ****-ing shovel.
As per the earlier post, what was wanted was a meeting on site (to discuss extent of works required). they could stick as much shit in my diary as they wanted but that wouldn’t get me in the Broch!