I think you lot are a bunch of…. nincompoops

for not agreeing with sausage

"pull my nightie down when you've finished".

possibly the most erotic phrase I've ever seen on STW 🙂

Presbyterianism

philanthropist

Prong.
Scree.
Culmulonimbus.
Faff.

Auld joe was a carnaptious curmudgeon, whose truculent manner meant he was constantly ostracised.

Nefarious
Mollycoddle

Cunnilingus

Pamplemousse.

Not English, maybe, but it's up there with the best.

Quiff – until I recently found out its American derivation. Vaginal fart.

Flange

mcm => the word you're thinking of is queef.

Zarf

Petrichor

ok, i know it's a name not a word but it's my fave –

Djamolidine Abdoujaparov

And Zumbooruk! What a great word for a bizarre invention

Toxteth!