Bought a new laptop battery @ £70 from Gadget Batteries Ltd. Spec from their website was 7800 mAh. They delivered one at 6900mAh. Naturally they do not respond to my e-mails etc etc.**** Barstewards

Looking for instructions on how to construct a “dirty” nuclear device that I can drop through their letterbox. Alternatively, a recipe for Ricin, Anthrax or any similar chemical agent with atrocious toxic properties would be helpful.

MI5 will be visiting you in the small hours.

jolly rogers cook book is what your wanting
aka the anarchists handbook.
its full of that kind of thing.
its also now illegal to own a copy.

Oops
Someone at the door

crikey, what do you do when they forget to empty your bins?? 😯

Anthrax is not a chemical agent. You obviously haven’t got a clue about WMD. So I suggest that it would be rather dangerous for you to try to build a WMD – leave such matters in the safe hands of professional terrorists. Consider shooting them instead.

Legally, they must give you a full refund if you return it within 14 days. No reason needed.

You should be able to get your postage costs back too since it’s not as described.

But Flappy,

If I send it back what guarantee do I have that they will refund me. I prefer the mindless violence approach

that’s serious escalation – if you do that for a 10% deficit in battery capacity, you’d have to destroy the planet if someone hit you 🙁

I don’t take no prisoners

Paid by credit card? Raise a dispute with the card company

Alternatively, some baking powder in an envelope with some made up arabic-style writing should be good for a laugh.

anarchists coobook is largely full of rubbish.

Some kid in the US built a small nuclear bomb from the internals of smoke alarms!

Can’t you just phone them, wouldn’t it be easier?

Gadget Batteries Limited
The Romany Centre (Unit H3)
Wareham Road
Holton Heath, POOLE,
Dorset, BH16 6JL
Tel: 01202 620333
Fax: 01202 632444

“The Romany Centre”??? 😯

Alternatively, some baking powder in an envelope with some made up arabic-style writing should be good for a laugh.

As far as I’m aware, the vast majority of Anthrax ‘attacks’ have been by Catholics/Pro-Life supporters, on abortion clinics.

Not a lot of Arab involvement in those ones.

Do they do drives as well? 🙂

Sandwich, how very dare you! I simply recognized the address from a previous client…off to bed with you and your bigotry!!! 😀