This sign was seen on a garden fence on a path in Grasmere at the weekend.

My question is, if 52% of the voting population decided it was ok to throw dogshit over my garden fence, would I just have to accept it as the Will of the People?

I’d never dream of throwing shit into someone’s garden. But… There is something compelling about that sign…

No, in the new world you can store it all up, place it in a cannon and fire it right back at them.

Socially acceptable behaviour, they fire shit, we fire it right back.

If it’s happening to them repeatedly, then the chances are they did something to invite it.

😉

It would amuse me if the owner of the fence could construct some sort of trampoline to fire the shit right back at the perpetrator.

Filthy animals (no, not the dogs).

My question is, if 52% of the voting population decided it was ok to throw dogshit over my garden fence, would I just have to accept it as the Will of the People?

No, there’s a very special place, only for the most *bestest* people called Special Snowflake Land where you get to have everything just as YOU and YOU ALONE want it to be, for all things, forever. And everyone else has to do as you say because you are mummy’s Specialest Snowflake and besides anyone who doesn’t agree with you is barely human and not at all as clever as you and they all smell of wee anyway.

It can only be accessed by getting in this special Moany Git… err, Snowflake Cannon – climb on in now, I’ll go and fetch the bags of gunpowder… err, sparkly fairy dust.

Linking Brexit and dog poo! controversial, little bit of politics there, looovely!

I’d never dream of throwing shit into someone’s garden. But… There is something compelling about that sign…

The sign only specifies canine faeces, other options are available.

Yes…or start a revolution.

No, in the new world you can store it all up, place it in a cannon and fire it right back at them.

A carefully placed trampoline should do the trick 😀

Maybe a small minority of the total population decided on a dirty protest?

“With whom am I sharing my country?”

It’s the concept of personal ownership of a geographical/political area, region, or location, that I find quite interesting…

If it’s happening to them repeatedly, then the chances are they did something to invite it.

Yep, does make you wonder…

‘Tis the Will of the “Poople”.

It’s the concept of personal ownership of a geographical/political area, region, or location, that I find quite interesting…

So it’s perfectly OK for every Tom, Dick, or Andrei to lob dogshit over your garden fence because you live in a Socialist Utopia where property is theft, then?
Care to post up your address so that everyone knows where to bring their little bags of dogshit?

Probably the same people who deliberately dent cars.

With whom am I sharing my country?

Pretty much anyone who tips up from anywhere in the whole of Europe,

But don’t worry, not for much longer 😉

“… shit poo”?

Chav mongrels, clearly.

Better quality faeces more acceptable, presumably…

But don’t worry, not for much longer

Yeah I hear they are planning to let in people from outside Europe too now. Before you know it we’ll have people from India running newsagents, opening curry restaurants and working as NHS consultants. 😉

I feel more Venn diagrams coming on.

NIMBY

ninfan – Member
“With whom am I sharing my country?”
Pretty much anyone who tips up from anywhere in the whole of Europe,

But don’t worry, not for much longer

Why are you not going to be sharing Britain anymore ninfan? Are you finally being deported? 😉

How about human excrement …

Anyone ever throw human excrement? 😆

Brexiteers everywhere

😆

Anyone ever throw human excrement?

Not me, just AT me.

Cranberry i think i love you 😆

“So it’s perfectly OK for every Tom, Dick, or Andrei to lob dogshit over your garden fence because you live in a Socialist Utopia where property is theft, then?”

How on earth did you get to that, from my comment? 😯

“Care to post up your address so that everyone knows where to bring their little bags of dogshit?”

Sure; it’s London SW1A, 1AA.

How about human excrement …

Anyone ever throw human excrement?

Spotted in Nigeria:

Sure; it’s London SW1A, 1AA.

Is that Corgi poo?