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  • wimbledon SPOILER
  • headfirst
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    Andy Murray asserts his BRITISHness, hurrah!

    I suspect he’ll be Scottish again before the fortnight is through.

    Teetosugars
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    O joy..

    The 2nd most boring Scottish bloke on the plannet, is gonna be given even more airtime..

    CaptainFlashheart
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    Who’s the most boring then, old chap?

    Houns
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    Like you need to ask!

    Drac
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    Who’s the most boring then, old chap?

    The rest of the Scottish.

    moe_szyslak
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    I have absolutely no patriotism towards Andy Murray, he is firmly in the same category as Lewis Hamilton to me, that is “dull robotic and very irritating british sportsmen”

    TandemJeremy
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    Moe – many things you can call Murray but dull and robotic? Hardly.

    He was badly ambushed by the press a couple of times so now has been much more circumspect about what he says.

    Teetosugars
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    TandemJeremy – Member
    Moe – many things you can call Murray but dull and robotic? Hardly.

    TJ are we talking about the same person??

    Really??

    He has got to be the most un-isperational, boring, dour, bloke in the world.

    Ever.

    The guy talks with no passion at all about the game he loves.

    mn, I’d love tto be wrong, but dear god, he even makes old Tiny“tiger Time” look interesting.

    A fact I thought was impossible.

    Teetosugars
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    CaptainFlashheart – Member
    Who’s the most boring then, old chap?

    Very good Flash, I applaude you…

    deadlydarcy
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    He has got to be the most un-isperational, boring, dour, bloke in the world.

    Yeah, you see, he grew up in Dunblane, in a not very traditonal hotbed of tennis (well, actually, that’d be the whole of the island). Fortunately, he was the son of a very hard working and committed mother (I know little about his dad).

    And here he is in his early twenties – No. 3 in one of the hardest solo sports in the world. A sport where it’s just you, your racket, a ball and the other guy. Sometimes that other guy is possibly the best at his sport seen in modern times. And sometime that other guy is the other guy whose one of the best at his sport in modern times. There’s no bike, no double diffusers to help. Just you, the other guy, some sticks and a ball.

    He travels all over the world, competing in tournaments that we don’t really even hear about. He’s beaten those two best-ever-at-the-sport on his way, in grand slam events (maybe not the Fed, could be wrong). A couple of years ago, people said “you need to beef up mate” so he came out and grew biceps twice the size and blew Nadal off the court, a guy with biceps, I would guess Teetosugars, bigger than your thighs.

    Yeah, that’s uninspirational, really uninspirational. Tell me, what would he need to do to inspire you? I’m pretty impressed with him.

    AndyP
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    Tell me, what would he need to do to inspire you?

    Stand on centre court and tell all the whey-faced Home Counties split@rses with arms like hams to stop painting Union flags on their faces, lose the jester hats and stop flicking themselves off to Jeremy Bates.
    Either that, or disembowel himself with his own tennis bat. That would be inspiring. Otherwise he’s just a c*nt.

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    d]eadly – if he smoked, drank and lost more, he’d be much more popular. “Another plucky failure from the great british hope”

    TandemJeremy
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    Well he got enough people riled about the comments he was trapped into about the world cup so has watched his mouth since then.

    He is door – yes – but he plays with passion and intensity and at a very young age has become one of the best in the world in his sport. Henman was struggling to break into the top 100 at the age Murray was firmly in the top ten.

    I have seen him interviewed laughing and joking. Seen the keepie uppy clip he does?

    andywhit
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    Well done scrawny English Scottish British bloke!

    deadlydarcy
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    Otherwise he’s just a c*nt.

    Charming, just charming.

    DezB
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    Andy Murray asserts his BRITISHness, hurrah

    You mean he lost??

    AndyP
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    Charming, just charming.
    he certainly doesn’t come across like that.

    deadlydarcy
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    he certainly doesn’t come across like that.

    Nor are you fella.

    AndyP
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    have we met?

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