Will I die if I put water bottles in the dishwasher?

Yes.

Why?

You’re already going to hell for having a dishwasher, so may as well partially melt your water bottles on the way 🙂

One day…

WhyLike?

Overwork.

Have your staff do it for you.

Um, I’m a teacher so ‘staff’ isn’t really a thing.

Um, I’m a teacher so ‘staff’ isn’t really a thing.

There’s even a room for them at our local school – you’re not really a teacher at all, are you ?!

not death, but moltenbidonageddon awaits

Anyway, to more serious matters….

Some bottles, such as Camelbak Podiums, are perfect in the dishwasher. Ordinary cheapo ones are less likely to be.

Oh, and if you put a bidon in a dishwasher, you’ll not only die, but develop genital warts the size of watermelons before you do. And all your trends will hate you for using the word in the first place.