Short of killing her (I don’ want to be hungry) or smashing the telly (I paid for it), can anything be done? I’m drinking lager but it’s not helping.
She’ll want to talk to me about the “great” voices afterwards, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

take a fuse out of the elecy box so it all goes dark (make sure it isnt the 1 for the pugs in the kitchen tho!!

so is mine, help me too.

Buy a decent bike light and leave em to it. That’s what I’m going to do. Great excuse to get another ride in. 😆

Go in the loft and nudge the aerial slightly out of alignment. The decoder will cr@p-out the stream periodically due to poor signal – tell her that watching XFactor is damaging the TV.

read a book

Its a fix anyway…I mean why the hell did Cheryl let Katie through to the live shows even though she fluffed her lines twice!?! 😉

iDave, that’s my next move. She’s getting really into it 🙁

laptop and headphones worked for me until she decided she didn’t want to watch it anymore.

I actually turned away a couple of JW’s as to not interupt last nights show.

Can’t believe you could diss the most riveting hour’s tv in years! (And yes I mean that!!)

MINE TOO… please help me god

Watch this instead ont pc

i watch it too ! sooooo wot if you bought the telly :roll:? your married aint ya ? ya tight sod… my hubby has taken over one of my bedrooms with snakes and do i look like im bothered ! 🙄 (cud job its a spare room…

No shed?

No shed, we have a flat and it’s a bit nippy on the balcony.
Off to read some Stephen Fry, maybe a bit of his genius will rub off?