I was on the Xbox at the time and the laptop was downstairs. I’d had such a busy day I couldn’t be bothered to move.
Decided that it’s ok living the single life for a day or two but I’d probably be morbidly obese and blind after a week or two.

I had birds of the feathered variety whilst Mrs Beagle was away this weekend. I know, boring. Walking at my own pace, binos round my neck, stopping and listening when I wanted to with nothing but silence and occasional birdsong.

Water Rail, Little Egret, Hen Harrier, Short Eared Owl, Black Tailed Godwit and a buzzard chewing on a frog were the highlights yesterday.

Resembling a yellow pages/French polishing advert at the moment in Chez Beagle. Strange how it resembles a bomb site in 48 hours!!

Good luck with the cleaning up lads.

Just out of interest, if there are any ladies reading this, what would you do if the old man went away for a weekend? Just so I know what to expect.

Probably go to my mums cuz I don’t like being in the house on my own.
Yes, I’m a grown up. No, I’ve never lived alone.

I’d just enjoy having a turn on the remote control. And I wouldn’t bother cooking, I’d just live on red wine and pâté on toast.

Emma82-Maybe it’s just a bloke thing then? I can’t think that any male on here would be faced with a free weekend and then go to their parents. You are definitely the fairer sex and we’re just a bunch of selfish old buggers? Just for the record though, my missus is pretty ace.(Damage limitation).

These threads crack me up 🙂

LOL LOL LOL reading that, is sadly, the best laugh I’ve had all wk. Going to swap my pillow!! What would i do? That would be telling (rye smile)Why don’t you have a guess what us ladies (some of us ladies) would do. Clue: I wouldn’t stay at my mother’s or friends’ house. Still imagining you blokes wondering around peeing on things lol lol

lol, OHs away for 3 weeks.

I’m sure the novelty will wear off though after a few days of having to cook for myself, look after all the animals and running out of underwear 😀

A word of warning! If you’ve got a mahooooosive telly, be careful watching porn on it! It can be quite intimidating! Like the first time you watch Alien!

So I wasn’t the only person that noticed Kane was packing some serious Bratwurst?

it’s a good chance to clean the house properly

Form many of the responses here, you would have thought the OP asked what should i do for the weekend “because my Mum has gone away for the weekend, and I’m 14”

andyl – Member
lol, OHs away for 3 weeks.

I’m sure the novelty will wear off though after a few days

A danger **** of the novelty rod. lol.

Someone would have had to explain a “danger w#@k” to me when I was 14.

Emma82-Maybe it’s just a bloke thing then? I can’t think that any male on here would be faced with a free weekend and then go to their parents. You are definitely the fairer sex and we’re just a bunch of selfish old buggers? Just for the record though, my missus is pretty ace.(Damage limitation).

I’m just a massive scaredy cat about the dark and my house is only my home when t’uther half is there, if he’s not here i’d rather be at my other home 🙂

I’m also not much into danger w%^*s although I did give it a go in the bath once but got caught, put me off a bit.