Just been for a #2 and was upset because the seat was warm as I sat down. I actually grimaced and thought “oh noooooo.” But I know that if I sit on a cool toilet seat, it’s only because it’s not been used for a bit – not because it’s never been used before!

Why do we find a “just used” seat so bad?

I prefer a warm one…as long as it’s not wet!

Arse

A bit like getting into a cool bed, it feels clean regardless of last night shenanigans. 😉

For some, It’s as close as another mans genitalia will come to your backside, some men are more comfortable with that than others. Perhaps you are in denial of some kind?

the maps of Sri Lanka must remind you though? Warm or cold

Warm is okay but sometimes people leave in haste, forget to flush. Other times, there are residual remnants. I like a fresh bowl.
My regularity’s easily thrown. Unclean bowls… trouble me.
I like a fresh bowl and remnants upset me.

well i’d be worried as i live alone (sob!) 😉

The visually impaired men here wee all over the seat and floor I have to clean ours before I can even sit down for a wee…. think yourself lucky

Get a sign bagpuss:

was there something on the seat keeping it warm?

Ermmmmmmmmmmmm Graham…..?

The clue was in ‘BLIND’ how would they see your sign love?

hahahaha x

Why is a warm toilet seat so unsettling?

Is it though? No, really, is it unsettling?

During winter I pay someone to sit on the seat for a few minutes so as to warm it up a little.

Because I can.

Well it could be worse, the last place I worked at there was a regular “abuser” who I assume regularly consumed small portions of dynamite the night before, judging by his “scatter patterns”. Urgh.

the maps of Sri Lanka must remind you though?

❓

I probbly really don’t want to know, do I? 🙁

“scatter patterns”

Pebbledasher?

bagpuss72 – Member

Ermmmmmmmmmmmm Graham…..?

The clue was in ‘BLIND’ how would they see your sign love?

hahahaha x
I read “visually impared” as some form of sarcasm, not a statement of fact!

aaaaaah ok no if I was being sarcastic it would have been much more vicious but get your point 8)

Having had to use festival loos ( emergency!!) a warm seat is no problem

Having had to use festival loos ( emergency!!) a warm seat is no problem

Fair point that.

I should have made it clear in my OP that I was referring to the toilets at work. I don’t mind at home if the seat’s warm – in fact it’s nice.

I’d rather have warmth than footprints…

the maps of Sri Lanka must remind you though?

That’s a cracking name for a restaurant / lounge / bar.