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1. CaptainFlashheart - Member

   ?

   Posted 1 year ago #
2. grynch - Member

   because a goose

   Posted 1 year ago #
3. deadlydarcy - Member

   to get to the other bank

   Posted 1 year ago #
4. Jamie - Member

   

   Posted 1 year ago #
5. TandemJeremy - Member

   Viaduct?

   Posted 1 year ago #
6. TandemJeremy - Member

   When it rains?

   Posted 1 year ago #
7. deadlydarcy - Member

   Jamie WTF?

   Posted 1 year ago #
8. lobby_dosser - Member

   because it's Bill Withers

   Posted 1 year ago #
9. IanMunro - Member

   Yes.

   Posted 1 year ago #
10. hainey - Member

    WTF?

    Posted 1 year ago #
11. PeterPoddy - Member

    So it doesn't hit you in the head.

    Posted 1 year ago #
12. wombat - Member

    Because one of it's legs are both the same length

    Posted 1 year ago #
13. mrben100 - Member

    because b threw a punch!

    Posted 1 year ago #
14. Mostly Balanced - Member

    Because if it didn't it would quack up.

    Posted 1 year ago #
15. carlosg - Member

    Because it floats , therefore 'it's a witch'

    Posted 1 year ago #
16. dropoff - Member

    or grouse

    Posted 1 year ago #
17. iDave - Member

    i've not seen any evidence that it does?

    Posted 1 year ago #
18. Haze - Member

    Because it can.

    Posted 1 year ago #
19. Tiger6791 - Member

    Does he?

    Posted 1 year ago #
20. Shibboleth - Member

    Cos it echoes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
21. tonyg2003 - Member

    sometimes not be enough to stop you banging your head?

    Posted 1 year ago #
22. mt - Member

    Jamie - Member

    Interesting! Explain please.

    Posted 1 year ago #
23. LeeW - Member

    3.14159

    Posted 1 year ago #
24. mogrim - Member

    Because b flew in?

    Posted 1 year ago #
25. naokfreek - Member

    Well, would'nt you?

    Posted 1 year ago #
26. DaRC_L - Member

    why not

    Posted 1 year ago #
27. Jamie - Member

    Interesting! Explain please.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/01/alien_duck/

    Posted 1 year ago #
28. sweepy - Member

    I seem to remember Wombats got the answer here, tho ive got no idea why

    Posted 1 year ago #
29. mt - Member

    Jamie - Member

    Interesting! Explain please.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/01/alien_duck/

    Thanks for that, have you noticed there is always a rational explanation. I think it's all part of a cover up.

    Posted 1 year ago #
30. Pook - Member

    mornington crescent

    Posted 1 year ago #
31. CountZero - Member

    Wombat gets it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
32. BigJohn - Member

    Because the water only comes half way up.

    Posted 1 year ago #
33. BigJohn - Member

    Why did the pervert cross the road?

    He couldn't get his d*** out of the chicken.

    Posted 1 year ago #
34. Onzadog - Member

    If wobat's got the right answer I believe the question is wrong. I thought it was,

    what's the difference between a duck?

    Then wobat's answer

    Because one of it's legs are both the same.

    Posted 1 year ago #
35. barnsleymitch - Member

    track 8, god shuffled his feet, crash test dummies...

    Posted 1 year ago #
36. CaptainFlashheart - Member

    If wobat's got the right answer I believe the question is wrong

    The question is 100% correct. That question is, "Why does a duck?"

    Sheesh, some people!

    Posted 1 year ago #
37. esselgruntfuttock - Member

    I dunno but, which would you rather be, or a wasp?

    Posted 1 year ago #
38. MrNutt - Member

    to borrow a tyre lever off the chicken.

    Posted 1 year ago #
39. taka - Member

    sadly the duck popped its clogs....

    very technical term

    Posted 1 year ago #
40. naokfreek - Member

    Hazit been dun b4?

    Posted 1 year ago #

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