Some great posts here, but.
I see your wonky bread or cheese cutting, and raise you…
loose jar lids !.
Why is it that women can’t screw the cap back onto a jar of branston ?.
So I go to pick up the jar, and then I’m wearing the jar contents.
Same for the tooth paste, pickled onions, jam, ketchup. all of it has the lid cunningly balanced on edge of the container, ready to slip off once the container has reached a height to cause maximum contents distribution.
Yeah, bread and jar lids.