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  • Why am I such a materialistic douche?
  • alexxx
    Free Member

    I've got a feeling I'm one of the most materialistic guys ever, when it comes to buying new stuff I have to research it for hours or until I'm confident about my purchase.. all this buy cheap by twice nonesence but its not even that, for example…

    nipped into the shop yesterday for a yoghurt and instead came out with…
    4 meringues
    1 pot of cream
    1 pot of ben and jerrys
    1 box of strawberries

    what the ****?!
    I'm not even rich or an idiot but seriously I'm like a magpie with shiny bits..

    jam-bo
    Full Member

    thats not materialistic, just greedy….

    davidtaylforth
    Free Member

    Thats not materialistic, you just have a fine taste in food

    user-removed
    Free Member

    noncesense

    BigDummy
    Free Member

    Were they particularly shiny meringues?

    missingfrontallobe
    Free Member

    You & your missus could have had a good night with that shopping.

    You're not materialistic, just perverted! 🙂

    alexxx
    Free Member

    To make matters worse, whilst typing this I had to go for a second helping and the ice cream was so cold I nearly broke a sweat trying to get it out of the pot 🙁 haha

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    I nearly broke a sweat trying to get it out of the pot

    There you go – cross training !

    alexxx
    Free Member

    Haha I'm worried everyone is backing me up 😀

    I'm not sure a 1000 calorie dessert is the ideal basis of cross training tho but I certainly like the idea 😀

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