I think that the cleverest name on the forum can't be mentioned as I'll look like a right ****.

Who is smee?

Who_else…. hmmmmmmm new around these parts asking about 7 stanes and who Smee is, eh?

Smee is always right except when he is wrong, when he is correct instead.

🙂

jimmy, i was awake a long time before who else……….. 😉

I was always intrigued by 'Daves mum'….MILF perhaps?… or just a name, I've often wondered….?

'Bert Pum' came along one day, then disappeared for good.

ha jimmy I can assure you that George has no time to come back on here – he's having to bury himself in training for our charity ride in September – he has to keep up with me.

Between me and you – he hasnt a hope in hell….

BTW M_F you still carrying that chip. You must have a really bad back by now – esp with the lack of sleep from your waking kids 😉

I quite like muntfacedanglewapper
it's doesn't exist, but it should

Did like the name 'WhatWouldJesusRide'

Weekend worrier (were you banned & renamed or just bored ?)

I used to think that Barnesy's name was clever until he said his middle initial actually was "F" 😉

Mine makes me chuckle a bit. It's the result of one of my earliest
memories as a child when I poo'd myself. I remember my poor mum picking it out of my pants and, as if part of a 4×100 relay, running with it to the loo.

explosion in a spaghetti factory's a good one. Trout Wrestler also.
I was introduced to Essel Gruntfuttock by my Dad who was a Goons fan.

another vote for 'bumhands'.

'jimjim the human bin' off the old forum was a nice one too.

I also would like to like 'iDave' so long as he isn't a gadget freak with lots of posh apple products.

I thought tankslapper meant a portly motorcyclist

Dr R Swank

Badly Wired Dog always intrigued me.

samuri – Member

Badly Wired Dog always intrigued me.

You're back to your old ways of picking up strange men for night tme fun again, aren't you? 😉

thinking about it, you two remind me of each other. Oooh, bloody hell that's a sobering thought.