Spandau Ballet and Duran Duran*? I bet that Tony Hadley can look after himself, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Le Bon was a bit of an eye gouger.

The winner gets Dexy’s in the next round.

*In their 80’s prime. Obvs.

The Kray twins would have no problems taking out Duran Duran.

Have you seen The Krays?

Spandau would destroy Duran.

Yeah, but Duran Duran have good reflexes.

True

And they’re a bit wild by all accounts…

I’ve heard Duran Duran are wild boys as well.

Edit: beaten by seconds!!

Spandau would try and keep the pressure on

And Spandau would take….

Gold!

Le Bon always engages in conflict with a view to a kill, so definitely one to watch!

Spandau have the power to know they’re indestructible.

What about a fight between Spandau and U2?

It would be a close run thing as Spandau have the “Krays”, but U2 would have the Edge.

Spandau have the power to know they’re indestructible.

Well, that’s me come undone.

Spandau Ballet are named after the slang for dying soldiers tangled in barbed wire during the First World War

Duran(d) Duran(d) is named after a mad scientist

So its probably a draw

Whoever wins will get pummeled by Dexie’s in round two. They look a bit rum, there’s a lot of them and Eileen sends them in to a Berserker rage.

They’re both shit and wear blouses so more likely to have a hopscotch contest than a fight.

ABC would trounce them both with their “Poison Arrows”

Duran(d) Duran(d) is named after a mad scientist

If, instead, they’d named themselves after Roberto Duran, they’d kick anyone’s arse (except, of course, Sugar Ray).