@ Alex I know! You’d think I did.
Idiot 1 – driver pulled out from a car park causing me to slam the brakes on and swerve round. Her reaction “Yeaaah, I saw ya-uh” no apology.
Idiot 2 – on a cycle lane that’s part of the road, guy in an Audi skimmed past about 5″ away from me on a ridiculously wide road, obviously he couldn’t be bothered to move out.
Idiot 3 – An old bat who refused to allow me to pull off from a set of lights at the front of a line of traffic, skimming past me while accelerating. I caught her up and asked her to give me just two seconds to pull off. She accused me of swerving out in the road.
Idiot 4 – forgot about this one, Mr Bigman in his BMW speeding past me in a 30mph zone leaving a few inches.
Happily see them all off a cliff.