1. The worst, the absolute worst drivers on the planet are men in hats.
Young blokes in baseball caps, very old people in trilbys driving Rovers – should be a capital offence, TBH.
2. Anyone in a Toyota Aygo, Citroen C1 or Peugeot 107. The choice of car indicates either extreme inexperience or massive indifference to the whole driving process. The mother of one of my friends drives one of these. She passed her test over 25 years ago and still avoids motorways, roundabouts and turning right wherever possible.
You have been warned.
3. I know it's a terrible cliche, it's not very imaginative and everyone says it, but, many, many BMW drivers are just awful.
For a start, they don't indicate. And before some sanctimonious idiot tells me that they don't need to when no one else is there, how do you know? You don't – you just assume.
This is the attitude of smug, self satisfied superiority that makes them so dangerous.
I find the 1 series the most dangerous, closely followed by all BMW convertibles, anything 'debadged' and then packed to the gills 'Touring' models.