danny dyer – in fact any of those mockney ****ts (yes guy ritchie, i'm looking at you) Just because you like gangster films a bit that doesn't make you a gangster. Danny Dyer can't act for toffee and all those hooligan/criminal programmes he makes, don't get me started, although it is quite good watching a prat literally shit himself for a solid hour when he meets some real nutters
also:
Davina McCall (it's swept under the carpet that she was a junkie)
Alesha Dixon (you won a talent show but yet you're an expert in the field of dance)
Piers Morgan (****t, that is all)
Ant and Dec (when one ****t just isn't enought)
Graham Norton (oooh, he said willy)
Jordan or Peter Andre (just die already)
Ricky Gervais (you are not funny)
Any of these **** nuggets you have to put up with on TV that pretend to be hip and street even though they were brought up in Surrey (take your pick from BBC3 or E4)