you know, the red handled cross head one.

Over there.

In the man-drawer next to a Nokia charger.

Dave had it last.

Think back…. who was the last person you shanked?

jeez how drunk are you, its next to the mojito.

The dogs got it and chewed the handle to ****.

It’s a bit hard to explain….

The surgeon has asked if you want it back?

It’s down the side of the battery in the car,at least that seems to be where most mechanics leave them.

The chippies always borrow mine.

Where did you last see it? It will be where you left it unless someone moved it.

Where you left it 🙄

Where you left it

Or where your wife “tidied” it to…

It’ll be in the last place you look

Is it left or right handed?

it’s in that drawer full of stuff that you already looked in twice.

Footflaps, no it’s the cross head one I’m after.

I did find the Nokia though. Still had charge.

I’m now getting adverts for tool bags…

Footflaps, no it’s the cross head one I’m after.

Sorry, my bad. I’ve put it back in your toolbox.

What’s this “cross head” business? Is it Phillips or Pozidriv? You don’t deserve to find it, you tool-abusing monster.

Louise borrowed it for a bit of diy .

the thought of Louise ‘doing it herself’ has me all of a dither 😳

Is it for left-hand or right-hand threads?

What’s this “cross head” business? Is it Phillips or Pozidriv? You don’t deserve to find it, you tool-abusing monster.

It could also be JIS

Check that your missus hasn’t been using it to stir paint.

Is it for left-hand or right-hand threads?

Metric or Imperial?

I’ve got a metric adjustable crescent wrench (not wench)

It could also be JIS

I’ve got a metric adjustable crescent wrench

Useful. 😀

It’s in your hand…….

….No, the other one, you dummy

I found it yesterday.

It was in the bag with the roof rack straps.  Not sure why it was there, and don’t really need it since I’ve bought a new one.

You need to be more organised 🙂

All the cycle related tools are on this one
[url=https://flic.kr/p/22a2Umq]2018-03-05_05-24-05[/url] by Steve Weeks, on Flickr

Then the generic spanners/stuff on this one.

[url=https://flic.kr/p/23QffEu]2018-03-05_05-23-52[/url] by Steve Weeks, on Flickr

Sorry for the thread hijack but…

where’s my hammer?

Where you left it

I lost a medium phillips-head a couple of years ago.  Last month I cleared a patch of overgrown hedgery/shrubery by the patio.

That’s where I’d left it.

When I got my current car, I changed the air filter on general principles and found a fairly nice phillips screwdriver and a roll of electric tape in the airbox. You didn’t used to own a mondeo did you?

It’s in your hand……

It’s in the sand?