do you know how difficult it is to find words that rhyme with giraffe so you can put a dr zeus style sentence together so you can have a giraffe laugh?

Giraffes are pretty easy to hide, aren’t they?

Don’t go posting pics of trees and pretending there’s a giraffe in there somewhere. I know what you’re up to, I’ll stare at it for ages trying to see it and then a zombie giraffe or something will flash up and I’ll shit my pants.

Oh bugger – looks like I’ve been caught out trying (and failing) to be a smart-arse! 😳

A clear acacia posting without thinking you will never see.

Now I’m trying to get some cred back with giraffe-based punning again………..

Go on Si, get another one so they can play leapfrog.

(obviously this will tend to draw attention to them)

Simples….
Stand it in the corner of the living room, where you normally put the Christmas tree.
Decorate it as you would said tree et-voila – hidden in plain sight 🙂

If the one jumping slips then the bottom one is going to get the shock of its life!!!

Hiding them will then be the least of my worries as i don’t think the local vets can treat Native African animals!! 😯

Take it to your work and lean it up in the corner. No-one will notice.

I could bring it to work and sit it in my chair at the laptop and no one would bloody notice Matt!

Under the floor boards