Most town and cities have a place called a Car Garage, or Dealership, there you will see lots of cars,with various prices on the windscreens,not to be confused with a supermarket car park as these cars are not for sale, anmnd usually are full of food bags.
On entering the Garage you may well be approached by a strange man, usually slightly over weight or young with spiky hair, all will be wearing a anorak,sometimes branded with some trade name.
after a few minutes talking to one of these salesmen, you will feel like youve known them for a long time or just to long, they wil smile a lot, and if youre unlucky will use the term Mate a lot.
Beware they are soley employed to part you from your money and some dont care how they get it off you,while some could win Mastermind if their was an untruths catagory.
Also beware if as you ask for more and more freebies, he sugests that he goes and chats to his imaginery manager, called a Dealer Principle, for some strange reason, this person is never seen,bit like the loch ness monster some people believe he exists.
Always ask for road tax, and a full service,a discount and possibly delivery,i do and get it, or walk away.
