I just received an email from Sport England who seem to have engaged Ipsos MORI (no doubt at great expense) to survey me as a member of the British Canoe Union. Having established that I am a cyclist (and, more specifically, a mountain biker) the survey presents me with page after page of meaningless questions like these:
It's great that Sport England has given me such a fantastic opportunity to comment on the cleanliness, lighting, surface and prevailing weather conditions of my local trails, as well as the equipment I provided myself with...
Good to see public money being spent so wisely.
