They kind of spoiled their impressive response by leaving the property and immediately coming across the landing to speak to my ex, giving Mr Psycho next door a good wee clue as to who had phoned them
I had something very similar. Gave me a very low opinion of the police force.
Lived in a giant semi detached on which both sides had been converted into 4 flats. Heard the neighbour beating up/abusing his wife through the wall. Eventually called the police, but they were utterly incompetent and couldn’t proceed without the neighbour’s postcode. I told repeatedly that I didn’t know the neighbour’s postcode and had no way of getting it. In the end I gave them my postcode and told them it was NOT that postcode, but the other section of flats attached to it. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get to his flat and told them that on no account must any policeman turn up to my house.
About half an hour later 4 brainless moron police were knocking on my door. Took me a while to explain the concept of semi detached houses to them and sent them on their way.
Ten minutes later they’re back to tell me that he said he hadn’t done anything.
NO SHIT. Will you please **** off from my front doorstep so that I have a chance of living through the next 24 hours.
Cretins (possibly the controller, not the plod, but either way)