I'm amazed that anyone would think a hand to the groin was an appropriate first approach (regardless of sexual orientation)

Ah, the 'Lynchy Grab'. You've never met my uni mates, have you?

i was thinking the same simon – its more polite just to drop your pants and offer yourself accordingly.

ah, I see the subtleties of foreplay are lost on you lot 🙁

subtleties of foreplay on STW?

Much like bike maintenance; use lube, climb on I imagine

What, no thorough fettling to make sure everything is in working order?

Did you get a stiffy when he put his hand upon you and you therefore got embarrassed a that your secret fantasies were in danger of being discoverd, perhaps his gaydar works better than yours, so you can either agree to have your own private liasons and lay the ground rules to who is going to be the boy and the other the girl and enjoy romantic rides out together. Otherwise tell him your not homophobic and flattered by his advances but they are mis directed but do not want to loose his friendship.

so you can either agree to have your own private liasons and lay the ground rules to who is going to be the boy and the other the girl and enjoy romantic rides out together.

until the wife finds out ?

TROLL

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If you were a proper mate, you'd let him bum you.
After all, you're only gay if you push back.