naughty word!

Much to my wifes annoyance mine is ‘boobies’ and I plan to say it more often in 2011 😆

Whats yours??

*********

or maybe

********

I just like misusing the apostrophe. Seem’s to anger people.

Gimp is mine

cuntiebollox

Clunge- will that get a ban?

Bye mmb.

{EDIT]
Defeated by the filter.

Cuntylobsnatch, of course.

I like this, it may help some.

Your indicates possession. Is this your pencil?
You’re is the contraction of you are. You’re writing with a pencil.

1. Which one is ________ brother?
2. ________ the funniest person I’ve ever met!
3. I got home late last night and the first thing I heard was, “________ grounded!”
4. What is ________ name?
5. You can have all the cake you want, it’s ________ party.
6. Call me when ________ home safely.
7. ________ the tallest person in the room
8. I love ________ long hair.
9. The race is over and ________ the fastest.
10. ________ parked in the wrong spot; ________ car will get towed away.
11. If ________ still working on ________ project, raise your hand.
12. Our team looks good but ________ looks better.
13. Is that my watch that ________ wearing or is it ________?
14. My parents are friends with ________ parents.

I like flange, but boobies is also good, I’ve taught my breast feeding one year old to say it when she wants a nosh.

See you next tuesday.

Short and to the point.

tut tut swear filter avoidance 🙄

I like using the C word as a verb.

and ‘mutha’;

‘flange’ is a good one;

and just bundling together lots of rude words into a big, nonsensical but imagination stoking mess. Childish I know.

Watched In Bruges last night. Very amusing use of the ‘C’ word.

For retro amusement I like ‘snog’ and ‘boff’.

I hope you all like it out in the cold.

Personally I thought it was ******* horrible and wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Even that **** *************!

flange, clunge, gash, etc. Basically anything Jay from The Inbetweeners says is usually pretty funny 😆

Are you lot 16?

****wit is my personal fave, halfwit when there are people in the vicinity.

Better 16 than boring now bog off. 😉

BB38…step away from the booze!

The next question – what is your favourite misuse of the word ‘you’re’?

😉

You’res

And for that matter ‘whats’

(which actually sounds like a faux swear word) 🙂

mastiles_fanylion….please…we’re trying to keep it lowbrow!

You’rse?

No TSY! Your the ‘rse

TSY…I dont have a horse.Edit…Doh!

am I too late to say that “busters” is a better word than “boobies”, even though you c’ant spell it on a calculator ?

fiddlesticks

Youse?
Favourite swear word? ************, *******, ******, ****.

There are the stalwarts, and there are the rarities to be brought out to make an occasion that little bit more special. Gotta love the rich tapestry of profanity available to us all.

I recently heard a QC describe some people as something that rhymes with ducking dastards. It was his perfect delivery that made this most mundane of epithets into such a fine example of pottymouth.

Wazak
Spaff
Shitehawk

Pants. but i use the c word more.

I use the words pants or cock a lot.

Edit: at first I put I like pants and cock! Which is just wrong!!!!

I suspect ‘you complete and utter Clegg’ might be popular this year.
Hope Peter Sallis doesn’t get too upset.

i quite like **** too. (the word that is)

Arse-rolo

Oh, and while we are being anal, it’s ‘wazzock’ is it not? 😉

Jeez I’ve been out doing real stuff while you lot have been wittering on about this 🙄 :win:

How is this thread surviving???