What is this? The eggs of flesh eating spiders, a harmless moth? Something more sinister?

No idea – is that a shoelace?

It’s one of mrs wollys tops out if the wardrobe (the hanging string things women’s tops have)

Dunno?, hit it with a hammer and find out.

Ms. Chambord would scream incredibly loudly if that were attached to her top.

I have no idea what it is except it definitely must be an alien.

Good luck.

EDIT: It must be reasonably intelligent as it has managed to wrap the strap around itself. I would probably burn the garment.

It’s the eggs of the whirlybird chopper beetle.

They make a very distinctive chugging sound when they fly, you can’t mistake it.

She wasn’t happy and demanded I sort it, so I took a picture and posted it on the internet

When you get up close, does it do this?

I shall be the first to suggest burning it with fire.

When you get up close, does it do this?

Tehe unidentified eggy object or his lass?

Its a penny you moron.

Cut it out, put in a jar and wait for it to hatch?

Unhatched baby robin?

A missing Revel, the chewy one?

It’s one of your missing balls – now be a man and retrieve it, before searching for the other one….failing that, grow a new pair

😀

It’s in a jar much to her disgust I’ll wait and see what comes out if it,

Your balls?

Picked it, rolled it, flicked it now found it? 😆

Glue
Or kraken egg