from the BBC tennis coverage

Smelly forehand to follow before Murray misses with an attempted pass down the line.

no toilet paper?

Dirty Sanchez type thing ?

That’s a Smellie forehand.

Fisting?

Whatever it is that is happening in thegreatape’s picture, I don’t like it.

It’s when a player farts into their cupped hand then waft it into their opponents face. Personally i think standards started slipping in tennis when female players stopped wearing huge frilly knickers. It’s not the genteel pastime it used to be.

…female players stopped wearing huge frilly knickers.

They’ve stopped wearing knickers? Jesus wept, the lengths they’ll go to match men’s tennis viewing figures!

Whatever it is that is happening in thegreatape’s picture, I don’t like it.

The PC is obviously teaching the lady on the left of the picture that taking the piss out of someone who didn’t have the IQ or qualifications to get a proper job but who IS holding an offensive weapon ISN’T the best idea.

Hopefully now she’ll be more amenable to that date he suggested.

Anyway, credit where credit’s due…he didn’t shoot her!

maccruiskeen, plans are afoot.