I’ve gone all upmarket Bravisimo. Today’s pasty’s are from the bakery at Morrisons! High dining don’t you know 😀

Posh bastard! Easy know you’re from Chorlton. 😛

He’s NOT he’s from Warrington he’s just too scared to say he is…

SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH! You’ll wake Fred up

I put that much Rohypnol in his coffee last night I doubt it……

Chicken & salad cream in Granary
Walkers baked crisps
Banana
Juice

Might pop out for a pie shortly

Didn’t get as far as the pie shop, cake shop was in the way, so had two small Egg Custards instead and a nice brew. nom nom

In my defence, I wont have chance for tea tonight….and skipped brekkie….

2 x sainsburys in store prepped pizza slices (ham & pineapple)
3 x saisnburys white baps with cheese on the top
2 x bags of cheese dorritoes (multipack bags so not all that big
2 x paracetemol (500mg)
1 x mince pie
1 x SMALL slice of yule log thingy
1 x bottle of strawberry & kiwi sparkling water

home made cous cous salad
Home made fruit smoothie
Flapjack ]
might have some crisps later might not

KFC

A 4:1 energy bar, 50g of Jelly Babies, a pint of nuun and a maxi-milk protein shake.

Might even have a green tea in a bit.

ZZZzzzzzzzzz….uhhhhwhassat?

Warrington?

WARRINGTON?????

😯

Don’t. Still traumatised. 😥

Sweet and Sour Mug Shot 1% fat and two crisp breads with low fat hummous on….

Binners thinks I’m fat….. 😥

Well…. actually I’m going out for a big feed with gallons of wine after and I can’t be bothered leaving my desk to go get anything more exciting

Bucket of beans, chicken, chillies, tomatoes, cucumber and cous cous.

Two bananas

Pint of water

Binners thinks I’m fat…..

😯

I’m saying nothing. 😐

Binners thinks I’m fat…..

Post a picture sweetheart, I’ll give you an honest arsessment.

👿

Binners thinks I’m fat…..

What a bastard. 🙁

I’ve told you; leave him for someone who might appreciate you.

How can you put up with such insensitivity and nastiness?

Obviously those pasties aren’t working… 😐

Obviously those pasties aren’t working…

Depends…

Hey I’m not the one eating my own body weight from giving up smoking want a picture of him instead?

Jeezus, he’s lost weight in the last couple of weeks. 🙂

hora will be along any second to reassure you

Sips of Pepsi. We’re all poorly in our house today.

binners thinks i’m fat too 🙁

*desperately hopes the boys ask for pictures*

C’mon sugartits let’s see what you got?

*waits patiently for another pic for the Phillyshrine”

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I phillystalker

i’m on the left 😳

Oooooooooooh those poor cats 🙁

The ginger one?

Nice pussy.

Your willy has eyes!

EDIT: TWO eyes.

Hang on a minute? I don’t think anyone’s fat! Well… not apart from me anyway.

*brushes pasty crumbs off desk and rings libel lawyer*

mrs phil is less manly than I imagined but i can see the appeal of her boobs

lol mrsconsequence still regrets not getting her eyebrows waxed before that photo.

EDIT: TWO eyes.

Racist!

BOT as you lot have goneawfonwon

1 x 4 Bean Salad, soda bread, lavender olive oil drizzle, parmesan cheese.

2 x Illy espresso’s

4 x sesame seed cakes.

You’re posh aren’t you!

the platter of the day was roast duck with a salad and chips for 10e thingys… The Alps is goooood

poshbouy 😛

personally i ate the ginger cat from the photo above, in a green tea dipping sauce, served by swans from all religions.

Pint of Ribena, Pasta salad, 2 chocolate mouses, 2 Mr Kipling slices and shortly aI will decide bewteen porridge or jaffas as the final bit of food before I head out on the bike this evening