I can supply several lovely edge weapons if anyone ever wants to have fun!
Whilst the 3 7ft glaives are a bit unwieldy in an office, the 5ft poll-axe will laugh at puny furniture and even open lifts if your colleagues attempt to get away 😆
The Falchion is short enough to swing and heavy enough to split skulls with ease, the war axe isn't as versatile but axes terrify people.
The best though is the rondel dagger – 14" long with a stout triangular section blade designed to thrust through maille armour with ease.
Finally, the misericord dagger is for that cute little receptionist, designed to send an injured fellow soldier easily on to God it will do the job without making too much of a mess of her…