What toys do you have on your desk?

I suspect that the majority of people on here are big kids at heart, so what toys do you have on your desk?

I’ve got one of these.

GoPro, smart phone, a screwdriver and an empty beer bottle. A wild night in.

a wheel truing stand 😳

None.

My desk at work contains a keyboard, a mouse, two monitors, a desktop case, two speakers and a coffee mug.

My desk at home contains a keyboard, mouse, monitor, laptop, a lamp, a coffee mug, the tin my G-Shock watch came in (to hold two pens, a USB pen drive, an inhalor and a wallet) and an empty whisky miniature tin (to hold spare change).

1:12 Valentino Rossi Nastro Azzuro NSR500.

used to have a working V2 rocket fag lighter

never had a fag in my life though

WTF is that? Your appendix?

As a primary school teacher toy food items for maths regularly feature, along with occasional items in, shall we say “protective custody” from the kids.
Currently my Stirling engine and hand boiler are otherwise engaged so, no toys of my own. sigh…

a working V2 rocket fag lighter

and no eyebrows?

To be joined by the X-Wing and Tie Fighter soon….

WANT!

WTF is that? Your appendix?

In the bottle of Scorpion Vodka? 😉

Other than the computers and a Singletrack mug, I have only death row marv for amusement.

Oh and a Carhartt “Chaots” Mustang Limited Edition die cast model and a couple of Harleys..

Not a lot really

no exactly on the desk but hanging a bit blurry in some cobwebs behind me

Nothing, but then I don’t have a fixed desk. My computer is where my toys are however – recently reinstalled it, was playing with Linux but fed up of that now. Installed Photoshop Elements on the Windows partition so I can play with that.

A pile of geomag components.

Tour Eiffel coming right up!

and the axle from a dead UN72 bottom bracket.

forgot the bucky balls, but they’re in a drawer at the moment.
those link bits look like they’ll be a whole lot more fun.

Its totemistic. Certainly in the topsy turvy world of rock and roll graphic design, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is quite often useful.”

😀

Nice ash tray frood.

I have my gin cup and a gearbox selector shaft possibly from an LMP-1.

joffer is that Adam from Mythbusters?

Frood…. Airbus?

This little fella (outside of his original packaging):

jaffejoffer, is that Bono 😉

At this second in time a Lenovo T400, a Dell E5430 and some sort of HP (CBA to look), as well as a Blue Pumpkin stress toy.

Hopefully they’ll all be joined by a Cotic Bfe frame on Friday, although that might not actually fit on the desk.

Nothing. I dont have a desk and i’m older than twelve

luffy105 – Member
Frood…. Airbus?

Yup, A319/20
B737 before that – was much more fun to fly, but this is more comfortable and easier

Holyzeus – Member

Nothing. I dont have a desk and i’m older than twelve

I’m having a party, you’re not invited.

A light up spinning top..

Bimbler – Paul McCarthy’s Butt plug warmer?

Teapot
2x Go Pro’s
Sunnies
4 beer bottles (2 full & 2 empty)
Half Full whisky bottle
Pile of DVD’s
Screw driver and a drill bit.

No real desk toys here.

My desk is a shop full of bikes to play with sell

Various chemicals in some form or another.
Lego star destroyer.
A couple of Lego mini figures (A Yeti and Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde)
Darth Vader mug.
A 300ml beaker full of skittles.
4 pairs of safety specs.
£1.86.
A few syringes.
A stegosaurus mat.
A random socket (14mm to be exact).
A half eaten packet of fisherman friends

And…

A lot of paperwork….!

all in all not many toys but an awful lot of crap 🙄

A desk fan from when the aircon broke last summer (and still hasn’t been fixed)