Hi all,

Going to visit my mate for his birthday in Sweden who is originally from Scotland. Any obvious things I could get him which he can’t get over there?

Bearing in mind I’m flying (nothing huge), and he doesn’t really drink (no whisky), and I’m a student (not expensive).

Tunnocks, irn-bru, haggis?

Breakfast of McChampions

A nice poster

Can you take food stuffs like Haggis on planes?

countries have different rules. I know the US doesn’t appreciate your mother in law bringing a tin in in her suitcase…

Get him a rangers top be a sale on soon

Can you take food stuffs like Haggis on planes?

Not Haggis, no, if it gets spilt it gums up the workings of the conveyer belt.

A shortbread smorgasbord?

I always get the family to bring butteries, haggis and lorn sausage, oh Tablet too

I’m only taking carry on, and it looks like the 100ml rule applies to food stuffs too :/ So haggis might be a problem..

Tablet then if he’s a sweet tooth

Get him a blowjob from a skanky lass that doesn’t remember his name . She needs to punch him in the chuckies straight after and he then smashes her back doors in using a dose of methadone and a bottle of irn bru as a courting gesture.

Ahhh there’s no place like home

Ps I’ve had a few pints, apologies if this offends the tree hugging liberals.

There are people doing screen printed tea towels/cusions/aprons/tshirts with retrotastic tunnocks/barr/irnbru/scottish plain/cremola foam. Nice, although a bit pricy for what they are.

Cremola Foam has been re-incarnated as Cremola Fizz

see you in about a fortnight then 😀

Why do you want to take him something from the country he’s managed to escape from? Some people.