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  • What to do with a Lazy Partner
  • highclimber
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    here is an abridged version of this morning’s conversation.

    Her: are you going to tidy up before your friends come round tonight?
    Me: Tidy up what?
    Her: All my clothes
    Me: But the’re your clothes!
    Her: yes, but they are your friends!

    how do you come back from that?

    Highly frustrating

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    how do you come back from that?

    I’d tidy her clothes up.

    but I’ve been married for 15 years 😉

    Mr_C
    Free Member

    Female logic – faultless

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    U31
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    They’d be in the bin.

    anotherdeadhero
    Free Member

    Depends. If neither you nor your freinds care about her clothes kicing about, it is a non problem.

    If she cares about her smalls being on display while your friends are there, that is her problem 🙂

    JonBoy
    Free Member

    Tidy them into a black bag and put them out of view. When she wants something they will maybe smell and be creased. Worked for me. She does her own clothes now.

    dooosuk
    Free Member

    how do you come back from that?

    Me: They’re your skid marks!

    🙂

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    Have your friends play ‘dress up’ with her clothes this evening?

    RS4KEV
    Full Member

    U31 – Member
    They’d be in the bin.

    +1

    Married 14 years 4 months 2 days…..

    vinnyeh
    Full Member

    Yes, but you know how the conversation’s going to run when it’s her friends and your clothes, don’t you.

    Pook
    Full Member

    I’d tidy her clothes up, do the pots, give her a massage and foot rub and then not have my friends round cos she wants some time with me.

    But then I’m a wet flannel.

    dooosuk
    Free Member

    I’d tidy her clothes up, do the pots, give her a massage and foot rub and then not have my friends round cos I want sex.

    Fixed it for you 🙂

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Although – if it’s normally ok to leave clothes around, and then you change the situation by inviting friends around, you’ve created the extra work – so why should she do it?

    iDave
    Free Member

    But then I’m a wet flannel doormat.

    missingfrontallobe
    Free Member

    We have that: any crap on my side of the room gets flung around, she has a chair which is just another extension of her wardrobe, along with the bannister rail, etc etc etc.

    Tidy them up, wipe them around the toilet bowl rim after you do.

    kimbers
    Full Member

    tidy them up, infact put them in the washing machine

    just accidently stick it on extra hot

    when all her clothes have shrunk just tell her shes got fat 😈

    trailertrash
    Full Member

    Your partner leaves her clothes all over the living areas of your house? Not just down by her side of the bed/around the wardrobe/even the bedroom?

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    Don’t have friends that would have an issue with clothes being visible? EIther that or a slap to the boobs

    McHamish
    Free Member

    do what kimbers says…and buy some red socks and stick them in there too.

    Either that or tell your mates to meet you at the airport instead and fly to Prague or Amsterdam for the weekend while the misses sits in her own filth.

    chakaping
    Free Member

    The only rational response is to post naked pictures of her on your favourite MTB site.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    There are few things worse than a house kept by an untidy woman. 😐

    smell_it
    Free Member

    Unless she is really filthy (in area’s other than the housework), bin her and get a new one!

    simonfbarnes
    Free Member

    I’m astonished at how many have suggested violence as an answer – is this Sociopath Central?

    iDave
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    the ones who are suggesting violence are most likely 39 year old virgins still living with their Mum.

    HansRey
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    RS4KEV – Member
    U31 – Member
    They’d be in the bin.
    +1

    Married 14 years 4 months 2 days…..

    Counting the days since you lost freedom, huh? 😀

    ourmaninthenorth
    Full Member

    Cartoon fail.

    If you’re going to be a smartarse, at least know the difference between disinterested and uninterested.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    Some people have no sense of humour! In the words of my OH:

    “Women, they’ve taken this feminism thing too far, that poor bloke… I bet he can’t win.”

    chakaping
    Free Member

    Did Danny Dyer do that cartoon?

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Her: yes, but they are your friends!

    You: Yes, but you’re the one who actually gives a toss.

    HTH.

    pitduck
    Free Member

    thats not lazy thats lady 😕

    nacho
    Free Member

    My friends would find it extremely amusing if Mrs nacho’s clothes were left around, she would only do it the once I am sure after the ribbing she would get when they next saw her

    highclimber
    Free Member

    double post

    Bushwacked
    Free Member

    I’d do the same my wife does when she wants to tidy my clothes – randomly fold them up and put them in the wardrobe (read screw them up and through them in).

    Means I pay more attention to doing it myself in the future.

    mandog
    Full Member

    get your mates to wear her clothes when they come round

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    Kimbers answer is best and I see little humour in suggesting you beat your partner. A shockingly high level of [mainly] women have to live with this.

    zokes
    Free Member

    Kimbers answer is best and I see little humour in suggesting you beat your partner.

    The trouble with forum humour, is that you always get one pious fool who’s too far up on his high horse to spot the humour.

    As for the OP, might I suggest pepper in said smalls?

    Junkyard
    Free Member

    No I spotted the humour – there is a clue in the bit where I call it humour 🙄 — and you called me a fool 😯
    See you and kimbers and other were able to make jokes without suggesting beating her …not that hard is it?

    ronjeremy
    Free Member

    JonBoy – Member
    Tidy them into a black bag and put them out of view. in the shed/garage.

    Fixed that for you…

    maybe this is why I am single?

    Kuco
    Full Member

    So your going to shrink her clothes and give her a legitimate reason to buy a whole new wardrobe 😯

    zokes
    Free Member

    No I spotted the humour

    But then failed miserably by taking it seriously enough to sulk about it on here? 🙄

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