The lame and predictable excuse used by governments, politicians and any other official to try and further erode my privacy, using

“if you have nothing to hide why should you need to worry / object”

And that balloon of a singer spouting “GO COMPARE”….

+1 for SBZ and WBAC.com rat tat tat thud… both of em.

People who park cars on pavements, utter to**ers.

O and politicians who say “look” before making a statment, their utter to**ers too!

I’m a calm driver, but folk that drive around with thier rear fog light on for no apparently reason really grinds my gears 😡 I’m sorry but if you can see other cars from several miles away, why does yours need seen from even further??!?!

People who get uppity because someone has made a driving error and who suddenly become driving experts who never make mistakes.

Self-righteous fools.

The current over use of @ and #

but it doesn’t really boil my piss as i get over it pretty quickly,

#notinterested

their utter to**ers too!

People who don’t know when to use “there” “their” or “they’re“.

Dog poo
Litter
Not queuing
Talking loudly on a mobile in lifts, trains, busses etc
Texting during presentations, interviews and meetings
Hoodies worn to make people appear intimidating

Basically, bad manners and being inconsiderate.

Pedants

Dog poo.
People who don’t think/look further than 2 seconds ahead when they’re driving/pushing their trolley round the supermarket/walking down the street, and basically have no awareness of what’s going on in the space around them.
Road works that make absolutely no provision for pedestrians and cyclists.
People who say things or hold positions that don’t stand up to even 2 seconds of actually thinking about them.
Ads that play on lazy stereotypes.
Drivers trying to bully me out of the way in their cars when they’d likely never behave that way in other circumstances.
People not doing what they said they’d do.
Inconsiderate people.

And that’s it for this morning.

Pigface – you can’t be referring to me as I had to look the word up! Agree.

Most TV adverts
Commercial radio adverts
Inconsiderate driving
Local scumbags, especially the one who threatened me with a hammer.
People who don’t what they say they’re going to do.
My old boss who thinks because he’s a now a semi retired PM means he suddenly has more technical expertise than anyone in the business. You don’t, and never have.
Dogga
The fat people who live over the road who can’t park.
Bad service
My brother
Bad manners
The recruitment agency we’re tied in to at work
People who turn up for interviews completely unprepared
People who turn up for interviews in a suit and trainers

People who correct grammer in a supercilious manner..

Religionists knocking on my door, **** off.
People not waving to say thank you when your waiting 2 minutes for them to come through.
People who have just learned something new and try to make out they’re clever and that they’ve known about it for years and it’s something they stand for.
People who turn their music up to about 180 in the car playing the same **** beat.
“oh y’know” before a sentence.
Rugby ‘fans’ around the time of the Six Nations, especially women in skin tight tops highlighting pure muffin tops, “CMON SHAAAAANE”, guaranteed that will be screamed again even though he’s retired.
People saying “Money at the end of the day inehhhhh”, **** off it’s a shit job, stop being a generic knobend.
Chavs. Specifically the **** who ruined my car stealing my CD Player.
Smackheads – as above.
Chavs again – the ones that think it’s fun to light our forests on fire, the only good thing we have going for our valley here, arghh.
Chavs. Who steal bikes around Xmas time and New Year.
Opportunists (Chavs).
Vain people.
Dip in quality of entertainment in modern times, film, tv and music.
Young people fuelling the shit drivvle that’s on our TV’s and radio.
Price on petrol, insurance, beer, food, general living expenses.
Animal cruelty.
People who aren’t capable of being open-minded.
How crap Final Fantasy has become.
How crap Pro Evolution Soccer has become.

Think that’s about it.

People dropping litter really winds me up, even more so if they’re near a bin.

Losing on FIFA 12 when I’ve completely dominated possession and created more chances.

People who can’t anticipate the flow of traffic. Unnecessary braking on motorways is annoying.

People who become experts on something because they read a Wikipedia page once.

Just about everything.
It’d be quicker to list things that keeps my urine at body temperature…

People who correct grammer in a supercilious manner..

Grammar.

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