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The twunt who killed my cat two days ago right outside the house and didn't have the courtesy to stop and check whether there was anything to be done.
Gutted TBH.
crotchrocket - Memberpeople who make ridiculous unfounded statements on the internet
This ^^
Del - Member
the landlord of the double locks getting upset for some reason has me upset earlier. cock.
Is this the fattish med 30s blondish bloke? He is a twunt of the highest order..
Posts that turn into [anti-]religious drivel that go on endlessly
Religious people and God if he exists.
Come to think of it, I hate a lot of people as well. So the entire universe potentially boils my piss. I think that's why I got into science..... because I'm deeply offended by how the universe was designed and the fact the game was weighted against organisms with consciousness.
No. I'm right.
what boils my urine is there are so many people that don't understand the beauty that exists around them.
Religious indoctrination.
Let them boil in their own urine, Kev.
People who seem incapable of walking at a normal pace as soon as they enter a supermarket.
The twunt in the knackered old Accord who drove so far up my chuff yesterday morning that I couldn't actually see his headlights and when I tapped my brake pedal put his lights on full beam and sat there for several miles trying to blind me.
The fashion for many TV programmes, and even the news, to use glaucomic filters, bleached images, and incessant background music.
"GO COMPARE" "GO COMPARE!" and that bloody Halifax ad. ARRRRGH!
"GO COMPARE" "GO COMPARE!" and that bloody Halifax ad. ARRRRGH!
webuyanycardotcom webuyanycardotcom webuyanycardotcom webuyanycardotcom *bang* *wet thud*
That one as well Cougar! Pass me the flamethrower! 👿
I vote with my feet when companies have annoying adverts. I can happily say that webuyanycardotcom will never see a red cent off me, and I switch radio channels every time their advert comes on.
I had SafeStyle Windows cold-calling at my door a while back. I said that yes, actually I do need double glazing, but not from you because of your really annoying advertising. The salesman's reaction suggested that I was far from the first person to tell him this.
Trying to get gears on a bike working properly after having had to make any adjustments to them, like a cable change. Always a lengthy exercise in trial, error, and head-banging frustration. And when they finally start working, it's like, well, what did I do differently that time that I didn't do the previous 50 times?
Those dog owners who wrap up their dogs crap in a little bag then drop it on the trail or hang it from a tree branch!
Patronising people you bump into on manicured, flat woodland trails with all the gear and no idea who, when you stop to admire their expensive top of the range bike suggest you should really be wearing a helmet [img] 
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Tesco trying to open express branches absolutely everywhere - there's 14 in town already and they're still trying to build more, most of them about 200 yard from each other!
Bullying.
Pikey driving lights on Pikey Audi's, you know the ones, stupid strip lights that look like 1970's kitchens.
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People who take a full trolley of stuff through the self service checkouts in the supermarkets!!
They were installed to speed things up for shoppers who only wanted a few bits.
People who turn the Kettle off at the plug each time they use it.
WHY!?!?!?!??
Do they think its going to spontaneously explode or something!? Is it using vast amounts of electricity?
Go into kitchen, put tea bag into cup and boil kettle. Go in 2 minutes later assuming its boiled and pour stone cold water onto it. DAMN IT!!
Useless idiocy!
tea bags on the edge of the sink or those special little teabag dishes.
WTF? the bin is over there. why do these things even exist? why the F do people buy them?
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Cos if you leave teabaygs to drain/dry out, the make less of a soggy mess at the bottom of the bin bayg. Which if you recycle carrier baygs to use for yer bin, can be a right PITA.
That Homebase advert with the out of tune whistling music.
People who take a full trolley of stuff through the self service checkouts in the supermarkets!!They were installed to speed things up for shoppers who only wanted a few bits.
Don't be silly. They were installed to cut the wage bill.
What boils mine?
Mostly it's minor irrelevant niggly things, rather than anything thaty actually matters. Annoying really. Pointless.
Dog poo on the trails. Politicians. Bikers who litter the trails. People who seem to have nothing better to do with their time than find things to moan about.
Tories
That Tea Bag Tidy up there ^^ claims it's for "all culinary purposes." Surely, it's merely for one very specific culinary purpose, which is to hold used teabags.
the merc driver in reading who sped up to about 55mph in a 30 zone to try and get through the lights that had already turned red then jammed his horn on at me for having the audacity to cross the road after the lights had turned red. he slowed to about 50 and continued through the lights anyway.
i hope his children get chased by bees.
Davina McCall.
The endless screaming on all the "Talent" shows on a Saturday night.
I'm not even watching it and feel like putting my boot through the telly.
Yes,and celebrities.Wheeled out to plug a film,book or boring tv series where they visit somewhere really exciting like a sandwich shop in Bradford.
People who don't indicate whilst driving.
People who think simply by indicating, a space has suddenly appeared for them to move into.
The lame and predictable excuse used by governments, politicians and any other official to try and further erode my privacy, using
"if you have nothing to hide why should you need to worry / object"
And that balloon of a singer spouting "GO COMPARE"....
+1 for SBZ and WBAC.com rat tat tat thud... both of em.
People who park cars on pavements, utter to**ers.
O and politicians who say "look" before making a statment, their utter to**ers too!
I'm a calm driver, but folk that drive around with thier rear fog light on for no apparently reason really grinds my gears 😡 I'm sorry but if you can see other cars from several miles away, why does yours need seen from even further??!?!
People who get uppity because someone has made a driving error and who suddenly become driving experts who never make mistakes.
Self-righteous fools.
The current over use of @ and #
but it doesn't really boil my piss as i get over it pretty quickly,
#notinterested
their utter to**ers too!
People who don't know when to use "[i]there[/i]" "[i]their[/i]" or "[i]they're[/i]".
Dog poo
Litter
Not queuing
Talking loudly on a mobile in lifts, trains, busses etc
Texting during presentations, interviews and meetings
Hoodies worn to make people appear intimidating
Basically, bad manners and being inconsiderate.
Pedants
Dog poo.
People who don't think/look further than 2 seconds ahead when they're driving/pushing their trolley round the supermarket/walking down the street, and basically have no awareness of what's going on in the space around them.
Road works that make absolutely no provision for pedestrians and cyclists.
People who say things or hold positions that don't stand up to even 2 seconds of actually thinking about them.
Ads that play on lazy stereotypes.
Drivers trying to bully me out of the way in their cars when they'd likely never behave that way in other circumstances.
People not doing what they said they'd do.
Inconsiderate people.
And that's it for this morning.