so many threads on here concerned with materialistic worries, oooh what curtains, oooh what dog collar, oooh what mini break, oooh when to fart, oooh what do i do with my life now that i’ve got to much stufff.

All symptomatic of too much money, not enough imagination…connection ?

I would say “when to fart” is fairly spiritual. 🙂

silent one as you walk past two people talking to each other

Leaving one in a lift is a favourite.

Ascend to your floor, leave one there as you exit. Watch with delight as your guffage reaches the ground floor, there to be savoured by a lucky lift user!

can never e sure its going to be silent, but that shouldn’t matter.

Love to do a big ripper at an interview for some crap job, with an after taste to match–

farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels

Nevermnd that what tyres am I supposed to get for the winter?

what under-crackers for letting rip in?

can never e sure its going to be silent

Pull your arse cheeks apart, guaranteed silence. Not sure how easy that would be with clothes on mind.

I would add that I’ve never actually tried this, a friend told me once he did it when trying to not put off a new girlfriend if he needed to fart in the night. She’s now his wife so I guess it worked.

She’s now his wife so I guess it worked.

she might be dutch ?

any way , thats a sign of a mature relationship, farting terms.

Loud and proud– one of the very few things that provides entertainment all for free !

Pull your arse cheeks apart, guaranteed silence. Not sure how easy that would be with clothes on mind.

I would add that I’ve never actually tried this, a friend told me once he did it when trying to not put off a new girlfriend if he needed to fart in the night.

Interesting position to sleep in…

Interesting position to sleep in…

Especially if she wakes up….

“Oh, it’s like that, is it? Oh well…..”