We don’t have a flash car, cleaner or Rolex’s, but our living room has the WOW factor.
I’d like to think i’m not a snob, but if your living room is smaller than mine you ain’t cuttin it.

The enormous gold, jewel-encrusted crown and ermine robes I wear at all times

Personally i couldn’t give a toss what anyone has or doesn’t have. And i don’t care what people think of the stuff i have/don’t have.

Sorry, but for me it’s all about whether you’re smiling or not. 😀

jewel-encrusted crown

did it come with a headset?

I’d like to think i’m not a snob, but if your living room is smaller than mine you ain’t cuttin it.

I don’t bloody think so old bean

That kid is awesome 8)

Sorry, but for me it’s all about whether you’re smiling or not.

You see, he’s cool!

In fact, he looks a bit like me. Without the grille though.

but our living room

calling it that means you’ve already lost 🙂

I don’t bloody think so old bean

Which one of the doors in that lobby leads to the living room? 🙂

our living room has the WOW factor.

POIDH.

I have real Crocs and a Creative MP3 player that also has a tiny video screen, and FM Radio.

Also have a Freeplay Companion windup radio, and two real SAKs, one is the SWISS CHAMP and has a leather case.

I have real Crocs

Do they have lasers on their heads like my pet sharks do?

The enormous gold, jewel-encrusted crown and ermine robes I wear at all times

I thought it was the collection of Greggs wrappers Binners 😀

Our Atrium has a fountain

My Dolphin is now fluent in Mandarin, that’s 5 languages under its fin.

My health and athletic body oh and full head of hair.

I’d like to think i’m not a snob

The people that you imagine are your friends would disagree.

Symbols waiting for some status..

I’d like to think i’m not a snob, but if your living room is smaller than mine you ain’t cuttin it. I am a complete tool

FTFY!

Dislike any sort of status symbol – e.g. I’ve never had a car anyone would think much of.

However I’m in Burke’s Peerage which wasn’t my choice – not that it means anything but it’s a thing I suppose.

My status symbol…. Is my casual scruffiness, flippant demeanor and general ennui that only the truly well-to-do can pull off. Like using an Old Etonian tie to hold your troos up.

Only those that matter could ever recognise my elevated station in life. Everyone else erroneously thinks I’m just a lazy git that’s given up.

It’s who has the most bikes. You remember what bikes are, eh?

My Strava feed 😉

That’s not my name, by the way.

My status symbol…. Is my casual scruffiness, flippant demeanor and general ennui that only the truly well-to-do can pull off. Like using an Old Etonian tie to hold your troos up.

The truth is often said in jest. Unfortunately my inlaws are much the same, the difference being they are not remotely aware of it so lacks any contrivance.

A fox shit on my doorstep over the weekend.

Even the local vermin won’t respect me.

That’s not my name, by the way.

Whatever you say, Gabriel.

My bitches 🙄

my trophy wife, Brian

Screw your living room.

My toilet is indoors!

However I’m in Burke’s Peerage which wasn’t my choice

Well Burke’s Peerage has an online search function, and there’s NO ONE with the surname Shark in there, so I’m calling BS. 😀

I once worked with a bloody grumpy mechanical engineer called Burke. I’ll send him an e-mail tomorrow to see if you are in the next edition.

Posture and height.

Allows me to look down on people easier.

Well Burke’s Peerage has an online search function, and there’s NO ONE with the surname Shark in there, so I’m calling BS

He may have got confused with Peer’s Berkage which lists the achievements of utter idiots 😀

I think anyone who uses the “wow factor” deserves this stupid bloody saying.

I’ve got all five stars on my name badge.

If you look at me in the sunlight and squint a little, you can see my aura of AWESOME twinkling around me.

That is my status symbol.

Just because I dug the photo out for the car thread

About to get uprated dampers, polybushes, new kingpins, and lowered at the back and lowered and uprated springs at the front.

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