“No thanks I don’t want to be part of your sex festival”

Must be another Partridge fan round our way too.

Most creative I’ve managed is: ‘enter my bombhole’.

Col de la Merde du Poulet

I’m quite fond of “PROFLEX FOREVER T WAT” on Pitch Hill

Cwmcarn Caffall has a section called the rapists tent.

See page #1 😉

A few near me…..

On your knees spinney.

Nice cleavage woods.

Up Gaylords passage.

🙂

There’s a ‘Joss Ackland’s Spunky Backpack’ somewhere.

Death Bend. It’s a sharper than expected bend on an otherwise normal cycle path. Death probably doesn’t follow if you take it too quickly.

If I’ve got the KOM I don’t care what it’s called, it instantly becomes my favourite 😀

“Those pilots keep the milk cold while the rude lawyer makes the girl cry” is one that keeps popping up on mine

There’s one locally called ‘!regnitS’

It’s the same trail, but in the opposite direction, to ‘Stinger!’

Got back from a ride last week to find I’d got a pretty impressive 3rd overall on ‘ Dodge The Smackhead ‘
which I thought was brilliant.

Most of our local ones are quite prosaic, best we’ve got are –

Mine’s a Pint (leads down to the pub).
Snow Leopard, which then leads into Chilly Kitten and Soggy Moggy.
Bambi’s Bonce.

“If your reading this then you owe me inter – underwear relations”

At Glentress, always makes me laugh when I see it on strave

Still waiting to ride with someone called Dave and then on asking where next I can say, F*ck off Dave 😀

surroundedbyhills – Member

“10 man train” was a local one who’s name was lifted from the local Doggers’ carpark nickname!! Sadly it no longer exists, the segment that is, I have no idea about the the Dogger’s site, honest!

yes it does 😉 you just need to miss a little bit out at the start, now called 10.1 man train, can do in a loop with pigs and guns

@jfletch

There is a “Hell Bank” near me, the climb out of Beely near Chatsworth. It sounds compelling as a challenge but its nothing more that a few miles of 6% gradient road. Certainly not hellish compared to come of the other climbs in the area. I’m sure there is some pre-strava local back story as otherwise the chump who named the climb needs to have a word with him/herself.

The woods next to the road is actually called Hellbank Plantation. It’s a nice cheeky descent through them on an MTB

‘New Pants Please’ is a pretty good name up near Ladybower

Proflexforevertwat always makes me chuckle. Even more now I am reminded of the backstory.

First rule of proflexforevertwat club. You don’t talk about proflexforevertwat club.

Sh!t B@stard Climb,

Up to the Roman Road in the Peaks makes me Laugh, for about a second before i realise i’ve got to spin it out up the thing,

Watch Out For Tramps, on my Local Loop.
Make it or break something

The climb past the local crematorium was called ‘Bring out yer dead’ but it seems to have disappeared 🙁

Reagan Loves c*ck – https://www.strava.com/segments/4771779

Named after someone scribed it into a sign at the top of the segment.

Fannyside road to Slammanamen – “Fannyslam” 😀
Binny hill – “Bin there, done that” 🙂

“Farkin el”on a fast and relatively steep descent and “feel the gurn” for a slow and relatively steep climb are 2 locally that make me smile.

I like this one

“Pedal faster, I hear banjos”.

https://app.strava.com/segments/4697600

If you’ve been to Roman Camps, you’ll see why…

Cock hell is a local one And shimpling the best is another.

I had KOM on The Angry Dragon for ages. Sounds innocent until you Google it.

I named one on the Surrey Hills ‘Anne Frank’ because it was bloody difficult to find once the autumn leaves had fallen.

This Tarmac is disgraceful you should be ashamed Gosforth! Kinda speaks for itself that one.
I did ‘mmm……black pudding climb’ recently on Wigan.
A regular closer to home is ‘devils dip (crappy ghost)’ which confuses me.

Climb names still have the edge.

The Tower of Babel at Stoney has the seven deadly sins, greed, sloth etc, finishing in “lust”. The next climb on adjacent face is “Lucy Smith”. 😆

“The bastard” is a pleasant local uphil segment, and “lucky heather sprint” goes past the local gypsy camp.

Theres one near me called “I Luv French Men’s Cock !! …. obviously I avoid using that one ! 😕

Now sadly deleted: “Isogo Police Chase”

I like “Hazardous my arse” which was placed on top of a segment which had been flagged.

What happens if you use the french men’s cock one? Do you become French is that why you avoid it?

“Suicide”

&

“Punch it Chewie”

“Suicide”

&

“Punch it Chewie”

Dead Tramp Sprint

“Regan loves c*ck”

Poor lass had a bit of graffiti written by some local youths and is now immortalised in a Strava segment.

[quote howsyourdad1 – Member
What happens if you use the french men’s cock one? Do you become French is that why you avoid it?

Its a KOM which I’d not like to claim and then stuck with it 😯