Many, many moons ago when I was young and stupid (and Brave)! – The dashboard of a car.
Riding along minding my own business when a chav mobile pulls up alongside me and I turn to look to see what they’re doing, as you would, to get gobbed at, right in the face by the passenger.
Well, 200m later, the car is sat behind others at a red light, and seeing as it’s sunny, the sunroof is open. You see where this is going, yes? Well, stand up on the pedals, lean over, aim and fire all over the dashboard!
Not big, not clever.
Jumped the red light, pedalled like fury, and hid behind the petrol station for 30 minutes, terrified that they might come looking for me.
As I said, when I was young and stupid.