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aslongasithaswheels - Member

just in that kind of mood today, a mix of the weather and the dog constantly barking

1 - teenagers wearing Led Zeppelin/Motorhead etc tshirts done in glitter that they've picked up in Topshop or New Look

2 - People that hate the opposite sex because their last relationship didn't pan out too well. You know the type "all you men are useless and can't do anything, you're all bar stewards" and so forth

3 - People who take Facebook posts way too seriousley or use it to post their most innermost feelings then complain when someone leaves a sarky comment

I could go on for hours but some comments would be so offensive i'll get banned from the interweb for good

What's getting on your goat at the moment?

Posted 2 years ago #
ChubbyBlokeInLycra - Member

Able bodied fkwits parking in disabled spots.
A couple of years back, Asda put talking disks in the disabled parking spots which spoke to telling you that this was a disabled spot, and still some family of lardies sat there munching on their big macs and extra large fries.

Posted 2 years ago #
thebikechain - Member

Disability can be more than what is obvious to an on looker though... never make an assumption based on appearance. Can be embarrassing.

Posted 2 years ago #
saladdodger - Member

Brits abroad

fugging embarrassing just spent 2 weeks in france the french were great but the brits as a rule, well I was ashamed

Posted 2 years ago #
djglover - Member

What's getting on your goat at the moment?

This thread, I was fine until I read this, it's typical of the negative dross that is posted by middle of the road, lower middle class, middle management morons on this forum.

Posted 2 years ago #
sockpuppet - Member

what gets my goat?

trolls?

Posted 2 years ago #
aslongasithaswheels - Member

Djglover - that truly was an inspiring comment, however you really couldn't be further off the mark if you tried

I was just trying to start what I thought would be an Interesting thread (mabye only to me)

If you feel so strongly about it then don't reply.......you don't have to prove me right by acting like a ****

Posted 2 years ago #
ernie_lynch - Member

Benefit scroungers, politicians, hoodies, the nanny state, god-bothers, asylum seekers, Tesco shoppers, do-gooders, soft judges, chavs, disabled people, Northerners, so-called "human rights", Health and Safety, Lefties, Fat people, pikeys, Muslims, political correctness, Southerners, vegetarians, and postal workers.

Posted 2 years ago #
loddrik - Member

People from Surrey (apologies if you are from Surrey).

Women.

Posted 2 years ago #
jockhaggis - Member

Goats. Can't stand them, always chewin' stuff.

Posted 2 years ago #
brakes - Member

Scooters and fireworks

Posted 2 years ago #
Mulletus Maximus - Member

Middle lane motorway drivers.

Posted 2 years ago #
Suggsey - Member

Halloween and other americanisms that are just for generating money and whilst someoine else mentioned dogs barking I hate the 'king noise that my dog keeps hearing in his little head that makes him bark-and low flying helicopters and those people at work that you have to work with but you actually dislike and wouldnt piss on them if they were on fire in the gutter and....................

Posted 2 years ago #
jumping_flea - Member

Posted 2 years ago #
djglover - Member

Djglover - that truly was an inspiring comment, however you really couldn't be further off the mark if you tried

I was just trying to start what I thought would be an Interesting thread (mabye only to me)

If you feel so strongly about it then don't reply.......you don't have to prove me right by acting like a ****

People who don't get irony

Posted 2 years ago #
lodious - Member

Articles in the broadsheet press on how Dizzee Rascal is the new Keats and Cheryl Cole is an english rose.

Posted 2 years ago #
legend76 - Member

people! my wife

Posted 2 years ago #
CaptJon - Member

posh, arrogant, ignorant, selfish students

Posted 2 years ago #
Young Dave riley - Member

gordon Ramsey
Compare the meercat adverts
Adam Crozier
the Krankies

Posted 2 years ago #
elaine anne - Member

just watching 'JOhn and Edward' going though to next weeks x-factor show...grrrrr PUBLIC : GET THEM OUT !!!!! they shouldnt be there, ...... nice people like Rachael Adedeji shud still be in the competition....i hope she gets a record deal from someone....great voice she has !

Posted 2 years ago #
CriticalThinker - Member

Easy one really - Caravans.

Posted 2 years ago #
keefus - Member

At the moment my ex...getting right on my tits!

Posted 2 years ago #
flippinheckler - Member

The cost of Braces, its going to cost me £1500 so my son can have them, NHS bah! doesnt meet the critera.

Posted 2 years ago #
loddrik - Member

Strictly come dancing, xfactor, musicals, singing and dancing in general, a load of utter shite!!

Posted 2 years ago #
walla24 - Member

old people who can't actually drive safetly on the road....anyone who thinks someone on minimum wage sitting at a till should be given a hard time about something they clearly have no control over eg. pricings...

Posted 2 years ago #
eldridge - Member

people who think Britain is great when everything points to the opposite conclusion e.g.

lowest pensions
highest teen pregnancies
fewest public holidays
longest working hours
lowest educational standards
highest number of soldiers killed in illegal wars
highest rates of servile obsequiousness to useless celebrities like Jade, Jordan, the Windsors

Posted 2 years ago #
sodafarls - Member

Today's theme is self-haters pretending to like shite music because it is "Urban".

And 90% of "Urban" music.

And 90% of "Non Urban" music.

And 90% of music on sale.

And 90% of you.

And the Queen and her parasitic spawn.

And the serfs.

Posted 2 years ago #
WTF - Member

Moaning ,whinging ,pedantic bastids get on my goat tbh.

Posted 2 years ago #
alpin - Member

eldridge..... i'm going to disagree with you on several points.

the first being that the UK is great and you being of the opinion that it isn't.

it's not the bee's knees, i'll give you that, but it sure as hell isn't shite.

free health care! do you know how much i should be paying for health care here in germany? no, nor do i because when i asked the ladies huffed and puffed and came up with a figure of over 250€/month. consequently i've no health insurance. that means any trips to the doc's or hospital are going to be mega bucks.

educational standards. it depends on what criteria you are marking, but in my experience the British educational system is A LOT better than that of many other european countries (italy, portugal?).

and the illegal war. are you sure that the yanks haven't wasted more young lives than our politicians?

what pisses me off? the so called socialist paradise that is germany not providing health care to the masses. you have to source it privately from one of literally hundreds of providers. the system will never change as there is such a large industry built up around it.

of, and the two 'Bullen' (cops) at today's anti-fa (anti-fascist/right-wing) march saying loudly that they'd like to throw us all in the back of the van. pricks. give a man a uniform and he'll turn into a fascist.

Posted 2 years ago #
shoefiti - Member

Halloween and other americanisms

Halloween is a Celtic celebration, it has just been a little hi-jacked for commercial reasons. Or do you mean the Americanization of celebrations? In a way it's a good thing thou (but i'll agree it can be annoying),as it means that it's not forgotten, and in a way, no matter how perverted it has become, it's origins that are in British history are in some way preserved.

Anyway by far and the most annoying thing is if your out with someone and they say 'Oh do you mind getting this (it's usually something for them), I don't want to break into a 20!!!!

What did you plan to do with the cash you got out from the cash machine then you Dick!

What it actually means is they are a tight fisted scrounger. I've started carrying round the highest denomination of note available now just so I can trump to next fecker i come across that does this, it hasn't happened yet but i'm counting the days.

Has anyone ever asked someone to 'get' something for them so they don't have to 'break' a note - give your reasons why you did this you pikey!

Posted 2 years ago #
samuri - Member

Me. I'm a complete bell end, make everyone around me unhappy, I'm a social cripple, have an unjustified over-inflated ego, I'm mediocre at pretty much everything I do and I big myself up on internet forums.

Posted 2 years ago #
IanMunro - Member

In fairness you're well hung though.

Posted 2 years ago #
PeterPoddy - Member

Benefit scroungers, politicians, hoodies, the nanny state, god-bothers, asylum seekers, Tesco shoppers, do-gooders, soft judges, chavs, disabled people, Northerners, so-called "human rights", Health and Safety, Lefties, Fat people, pikeys, Muslims, political correctness, Southerners, vegetarians, and postal workers.

Between me and MrsPP, we tick about 10 of those boxes......

Posted 2 years ago #
organic355 - Member

Scott Mills, cant stand him!!

Posted 2 years ago #
mr potatohead - Member

i hate it when you go through town centre and get stopped every five steps by someone asking have you had an accident thats not your fault, or selling fake rag mags .

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