£50 budget, bike or non-bike fine.
I think that I really do have everything I want need, but Mrs J and family are pestering.
I’m pretty much average stereotypical re demographic on here (no Audi or 5 though).
HELP!

Go on,go on,go on,go on.

You know you want one 😉

proper lols @ fasthaggis 😆

I can barely stay upright on 2 wheels – now if you’d posted a fat trike (no not that abomination with 2 front wheels).

Spur cycle bell. Bottle of malt.
New saddle?
Small DAB radio for bathroom.. / shed / greenhouse..

In the same position TBH – nothing I have any *real* desire for..

A nice bike stand?
http://www.winstanleysbikes.co.uk/product/32211/Feedback_Sports_Rakk_Bike_Storage_Display_System

Fleshlight?

A voucher for an hour’s proper deep tissue massage.

Not the kind of thing I’d have ever bought for myself and pretty full-on, lots of knees and elbows involved but you feel great for days afterwards.

Just be sure to find a proper physiotherapy place, not somewhere down a darkened alley that offers ‘happy finishes’.

I’ve managed to offend my mother over xmas.

She text me on Saturday morning saying she was going xmas shopping and what did I want. I replied saying that I honestly didn’t want or need anything and she’d just be buying me something for the sake of it. I asked that she take whatever she was going to spend on me and donate it to Shelter instead.

She is now in a huff with me…

Some ideas here 😉

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-do-i-want-for-christmas

Some ideas here

Some useful ideas there – ta.

It did seem strange how similar the question was!